South Park: Imaginationland Page #3

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It's only a matter of time before...

our imaginations start running wild.

I believe a serious blow

to democracy has just been dealt.

A travesty has occurred,

and I want justice!

Kyle Broflovski did

willingly and knowingly

sign a contract,

and yet, as to date,

he has made no effort, nor does he show

any intention, of ever sucking my balls!

I've given him ample time to fulfill

his obligation, and he has thus refused.

I stand before you with dry balls,

Your Honor.

I've provided witnesses,

collected testimonials,

and still, my balls remain dry.

I want what I'm entitled to!

Mr. Broflovski,

did you agree to orally imbibe

Mr. Cartman's scrotum and testicles?

I...

Is this not your signature

on the contract?

But...

Come on! Really?

I mean, aren't there more

important things going on right now?

From what I've been presented

and the evidence put forth,

the court has no choice

but to order you

to place Mr. Cartman's

pubicle sac in your mouth,

and draw upon it succulently

for no less than 30 seconds.

Yes!

You have twenty four hours

to suck aforementioned balls.

If after that time you still refuse,

the court will be forced to

arrest you for contempt. Next case!

Thank you Your Honor.

This isn't a victory for me, this is

a victory for the justice system.

And my balls.

What I am about to tell

you is highly classified.

Two days ago, Muslim terrorists

hijacked our imagination.

Frankly we don't know what

their next move is or how to stop them.

In times like these the government

often turns to Hollywood for help.

You creative filmmakers

can think of idea we just can't.

That's why we've asked you here,

M. Night Shyal-amalam.

The Sixth Sense, Signs,

The Village, all very clever films.

But can you use your amazing idea brain

now to help us stop the terrorists?

What if...

What if it turns out

they aren't terrorists?

But they're actually werewolves?

From the future?

No. No, they're terrorists.

They've been linked to Al Qaeda.

But what if Al Qaeda, it turns out,

is the group being terrorized?

By aliens?

No- No. That's not an idea,

that's a twist.

We need ideas.

How about we make everyone

think that terrorists attacked us?

But really,

we were all already dead.

Get him out of here.

Mr. Bay, can you think of any

idea how to outwit these terrorists?

I believe I can.

We start...

by making a big CG building

and then we have

a meteor go CROSSHH!

And it, and it's all like CRAAWWWLL!

and motorcycles burst into flame while

they jump over these helicopters, right?

No no!

We need ideas how

to stop the terrorists!

An eighteen-wheeler spins out

of control and it's all like BROSSHH!

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