South Park: Bigger Longer & Uncut Page #2

Stop crowding us,

sh*t-faced cockmasters!

Wow!

You're all ass-ramming uncle-f***ers.

Ooo!

We've got to see this movie.

Terrance and Phillip are Canadian,

just like my brother.

STAN SINGS:

There's the girl that I like

Tell about when Terrance called Phillip

a testicle-shitting rectal wart.

Now more than ever

She gives me butterflies

It makes my stomach queasy

Every time she walks by

A**hole, I'm talking to you.

I know I can be cool

If I try

Hi, Stan.

Gross!

Wendy, let us try to jump

the hilly brush.

Who are you?

Gregory. I transferred from Yardale,

where I had a 4.0 grade point average.

WEND Y:

Want to skate with us?

We've been skating all morning,

laughing and talking of memories past.

We saw the Terrance and Phillip movie.

Try and catch me, Wendy.

Bye, Stan.

I saw the Terrance and Phillip movie.

Who wants to touch me?

I said, who wants to f***ing touch me?

Ooo!

We gotta see the

Terrance and Phillip movie too.

I hate you, Kenny.

SINGING:
Shut your f***ing face

Uncle F***er

You're a boner-biting bastard

Uncle F***er

MR. GARRISON:

Okay, children, let's take our seats.

We have a lot to learn today.

We sure do, Mr. Hat.

Let's start the day

with a few new math problems.

What is five times two?

Don't be shy.

Just give it your best shot.

- Yes, Clyde.

- 12?

Now let's get an answer from

someone who's not a complete retard.

Anyone? Come on, don't be shy.

I think I know the answer,

Mr. Garrison.

- Shut up, fat boy!

- Don't call me fat, you f***ing Jew!

- Eric! Did you just say the F-word?

- "Jew"?

You can't say "f***" in school,

you f***ing fat ass.

- Kyle!

- Why the f*** not?

- Eric!

- You said "f***" again.

- Stanley!

- F***!

What's the big deal? It doesn't

hurt anybody. F***, fuckitty, f***.

How would you like to go see

the counselor?

How would you like to suck my balls?

What did you say?!

I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

Actually, what I said was...

..."How would you like to suck my balls,

Mr. Garrison?"

Holy sh*t, dude.

I'm disappointed in you boys.

You should be ashamed of yourselves.

I've called in your mothers...

- You called my mom?

MR. MACKEY:
That's right.

Oh, no, dude!

- Mr. Mackey, can I ask a question?

- M'kay, what?

What's the big f***ing deal?

I want to know where you heard

these horrific obscenities, m'kay?

- Nowhere.

- We heard them from Mr. Garrison before.

I seriously doubt

that Mr. Garrison ever said...

..."Eat penguin sh*t,

you ass-spelunker."

Sweet.

Uh-oh!

Thank you for coming on short notice.

This isn't like you, Stanley.

What did my son say, Mr. Mackey?

Did he say the S-word?

No, it was worse than that.

The F-word?

Here's a short list of the things

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