South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut Page #2
- Year:
- 1999
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KYLE:
No, Ike! You can't come with me!
Kyle's MOTHER, a big fat b*tch, comes to the door and yells.
KYLE'S MOTHER
Kyle, you take your little brother out to
play with you!
KYLE:
Aw, ma!!
KYLE'S MOTHER
Do as I say, Kyle!
Kyle's mother closes the door.
KYLE:
Damn it!!
Now the three boys, and little Ike, merrily strut down the
street and sing in unison.
BOYS:
We're going to the movies
To see the better side of life
Where something interesting happens
Every day and night!
KYLE:
In movies we can pretend
That love is real
and good always wins-
STAN:
We can even make believe marriages
last!
A HOMELESS guy is lying in the alley.
HOMELESS GUY:
Spare a dollar? Spare a dollar?
Stan walks by and throws a dollar at him. The homeless guy
suddenly jumps up.
HOMELESS GUY:
I'm going to the movies!
To see the brighter side of life!
I'm going to the movies
Everything's gonna be alright!
Forget my troubles
Put my own life on hold
Let a studio tell me
how to view the world!
KYLE:
Let's go get fat ass!
This house looks just like all the others.
CLOSE UP on a bag that reads 'CHEESY POOFS'. A hand reaches
into the bag, pulls out a wad of orange crunchies and raises
them --
BOOM UP to reveal the fat face of eight year old ERIC CARTMAN
who chows down on the chips.
Now we see that fat little Eric is sitting on his couch,
eating Cheesy Poofs and watching television.
The doorbell rings. Cartman doesn't move a muscle.
CARTMAN:
CARTMAN'S MOTHER enters. She is extremely June Cleaveresque
(except that she's a hermaphrodite crack whore). She returns
with Stan, Kyle and Kenny.
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