Soul Plane Page #2
Oh, for the love of--
But the good news is | we've been able to find
another airline that can | accommodate you this evening.
Would you be interested | in another airline?
- Even Dad thinks you're cute. | - Get off me!
- You're such a whore. | - What did you say?
Did I stutter?
There you are.
Four tickets for flight 069 | on NWA.
What you're going to want to do | is go to Gate One--
that's Terminal X--and we'll send | your luggage on down for you.
- Thank you for your help. | - You're quite welcome.
- Good luck. | - Thanks.
Hey, sweetie.
Don't get it greasy. | It's very expensive.
I know, I bought it.
Now, a gentleman always | carries a lady's bags.
- So why are you carrying hers? | - Be kind, son.
If I play my cards right, | she'll be your future mother figure.
That's scary.
Ooh, hey, sweetie. | Wait a minute.
Don't look back | and not say anything.
Excuse me. | You got to move, lady.
Baby, come here. | Gimme a second.
Girl, you must not know | who I am.
Nashawn Wade, baby. | I own NWA. The boss.
Where the hell is Terminal X?
Relax, honey. Didn't we just have | a great vacation in Crackerland?
No, we didn't-- | give me that stupid hat. Leave it!
You know what would've | been great? Going to Hawaii alone.
Listen, you know the deal.
I only get to see my kids | every other weekend.
Billy, where's your sister?
She's that way.
Great.
Heather, you can't just | walk away from the family.
If you want to go somewhere, | you gotta ask permission first.
Dad, I'm 18 years old.
Sorry.
She's 17. You are 17.
Fine. For a couple more hours. | I am 17, and then I'll be 18.
Then I can party and have sex.
- Sex?! No, no. | - Yeah, sex.
Missionary, doggie-style, | rockin' the baby,
gettin' tea-bagged,
playin' the trombone | while I'm tossin' his salad,
hand jobs, ear jobs, | blow jobs.
Gettin' a pearl necklace, | ridin' the bologna pony...
- sucking-- | - That's enough!
- Did she say bologna? | - I don't know.
...whenever I want, and best of all, | I won't have to listen to you.
Can you believe that?
What came after | getting tea-bagged?
Something about the trombone.
Okay, everybody, | congratulations!
You guys have been punk'd!
There's cameras everywhere, | right, son?
We'll be back in five minutes | with the release forms.
Let's go.
Oh, sh*t! Awesome!
- Terminal Malcolm X? | - Yeah.
Roscoe's Chicken and Waffles. | Usually you gotta go to two places,
- but there you get the one-- | - This is a terminal?
It's great, 99 cents. Everything.
Oh, check out the car.
This place has every-- | there's a basketball court.
In your face!
Get your short ass on, | you leprechaun.
Look like my ex-- | short and stupid.
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