SOS: Save Our Skins Page #2

This is insane!

What are you doing?

That's someone's lunch!

What's the problem?

There's nobody here.

We can't start looting!

Who's there?

I'm getting cold.

Yeah, we should have

brought our coats.

Can't we just

borrow some new ones?

It wouldn't hurt, would it?

Just a couple of coats?

Guess a couple of coats

wouldn't hurt...

As long as it's just

a couple of coats.

We should've put masks on.

We've just stolen a load of stuff, Ben.

It's against the law!

You want some ham?

They just don't evacuate

the city of all the people.

Yeah, why?

They must be expecting

something to happen -

something bad...

'HGFVPhOns!

'Gryphons!"

This could be a nuclear attack!

Let's get our things

and get out of here.

Where are we going?

We're going to the airport.

The airport? I want to see

the Golden Gate Bridge!

We're in New York!

Did you even go to school?

Yeah, you sat next to me

in geography...

I got an "E".

"E" for excellent!

Why do we have to

go to the airport?

We're in New York!

I want to see the Nicks

score a home run.

"The Nicks?"

There's not even a Nick.

You're not staying.

This place is really messed up.

I'd feel a lot safer

if I had a gun.

You having a gun

does not make me feel safe.

I had the highest score

in House of the Dead.

You'd end up shooting me -

Yes, hello? Hello?

MESSAGE." Have you been

injured at Work, at home,

or even just walking

around outside?

Then you may be entitled

to a free insurance claim!

If you would like

more information,

please say Wes",

and one of our operators

will call you back.

Yes, please call me back.

I'd like more information!

I never thought I'd be pleased

to get a sales call...

Hey, we could light a fire!

We could do smoke signals,

get a message out to someone.

Oh, cool. So we are staying?

No...

but we are sending a message.

Okay, just leave it to me.

Can't I say anything?

Just be natural.

Actually, don't be natural.

Well, I want to say stuff.

What stuff are you going to say?

I'll explain what's happened

and ask people to contact us.

Just leave it to me.

All right.

This is an SOS.

We don't know what's happened,

but everybody's disappeared.

There are no people, no police,

there's nobody.

If anyone can see this message,

please get in touch...

Will you stop eating that ham?!

- What's that?

- Shh!

Mm!

- Maybe it's the police?

- Mm!

We should investigate.

What do you think?

Mm!

Maybe it's another Hoover.

Hello?

Do you think we're

in the Matrix,

and there are, like,

robots using us as batteries?

Humans would be terrible batteries.

Yeah, you're right...

They would have been better off

using actual batteries!

That'll be locked.

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