Sonali Cable Page #2

What's all this?

That's my portfolio.

Portfolio!

Check it out.

The deadly riots of Bhiwandi.

That's me driving out the Southies.

Oh, this here is from

the Hindu-Muslim riots.

I'm in every picture. Throwing stones

with a towel around my face.

Riot specialist, Datta Tandel.

The amount of stones I threw,

you could build a bridge.

Drink?

No. Thanks.

Hello Sonali cable.

Wrong number.

Chingam, get some tea. Raghu's here.

Yeah I know, the spelling is wrong.

It's fine.

- We were busy so we just...

- Relax.

- Come in.

- Sure.

None of these guys finished college.

Just like us.

Thank you.

Chingam.

Thank you.

Have a seat.

Give him a chair.

Hello Sonali cable centre.

Yes, Sir. How are you?

You shouldn't get an error.

I'll look into it.

Hey nutjob! They're still getting

connection errors in Aquarius.

Jayyu was looking into it.

Jayyu.

Jayyu.

- What happened?

- Did you go to Aquarius?

- I'm going.

- Why are you still here?

- I told you, I'm going!

What's keeping you?

A date with your mom?

Keep my mother out of it.

You fool..

You're ruining our reputation

and I'm supposed to just shut up?

You want me to worship you, rascal?

Hello Sir. Five minutes.

You'll be online.

Sada go.

Aquarius is my building.

I'll go.

You!

Go!

And who signed off on this rookie?

No need to go.

- I've fixed it.

- What?

- How did you do that?

- And that too sitting here.

Just did it.

- How did you do it?

- It takes lot of time.

Hello Sonali cable.

Who's speaking?

Yeah, this is Sonali Tandel.

If they want to meet,

it'll have to be at my office.

Who was that?

Shining.

She wants me to come to her office?

Ok.

Thank you.

You're quite the badass!

Why worry about Shining?

It's not Shining.

Then, what's the problem?

- Why'd you come back?

- What would I do there?

Obama wanted to make

me his son-in-law.

I said, no thanks.

I'm married to India.

So, what's the problem?

Look, your mom owns 60% of the center

and I own forty.

Forty.

Forty.

Forty.

Forty.

- Four...

- Leave the Forty!

Your mom said you'll

handle the business from now.

Mom's a politician.

And what are you?

You tell me.

- What's happening?

- Same old crap.

- How are you?

- I'm doing good.

Remember the Hindi exam

from 10th grade? Probably not.

I remember it.

The last test I ever took.

There was phrase in there.

"Two swords cannot

share the same sheath".

Sonali Dattaram Tandel.

Roll number 43!

The sheath is yours,

and so is the sword.

But your sword is blunt.

Meaning?

Meaning, you need someone to sharpen it.

A manager.

So what does the "sword sharpener" say?

Don't wait for the enemy. Face him,

in his own style.

What?

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