Son in Law Page #2
- PG-13
- Year:
- 1993
- 95 min
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that you wanted for your daughter ?
This is it.
- Go ! Shut up.
- Zack, okay, that's it.
God !
Zack, be care--
Ohh ! Mom !
Oh, here they are.
At least she's gonna be across
the hall from somebody who's in charge.
Sensible white cotton briefs, Rebecca.
Must be a real thrill seeker.
- Zack. Zack !
- Would you just stop it,
both of you ! Stop it !
Hey, hey.
Oh, honey, look how
wrinkled everything is.
- Now this is underwear.
- Zack !
- Stay out of her drawer.
- Oh, Zack, can you gimme
the key, please ?
- l don't have it.
- What do you mean ?
l told you to bring it.
Damn it, Zack, l swear,
l think your brain produces...
- a chemical that blocks out my voice.
- Excuse me, l can't hear you.
- [ Sighs ]
- Stop it !
- Hi. l'm Carol. l'm your new roommate.
- Roommate. Hi.
- l know you two are just
gonna be the best of friends.
- Mom.
Well, l'll leave you two
to get acquainted.
- Ah !
- Hi, l'm Rebecca. l, uh--
l think there's some law
that says your family's...
on the first day of school.
- l think it's Murphy's.
- l'm sorry.
- My family's the same way.
- Hey, Carol, phone !
- Ah, communal living. Excuse me.
Oh, bye-bye.
- What a nice girl.
- So guess that's it, huh ?
Nope, nope. l gotta find a screwdriver
so l can get this trunk open for ya.
[ Sighs ]
[ lndistinct Chatter ]
Hello ?
Hello ?
Anybody home ?
- Hello !
- Hey !
[ Laughing ]
Oh, uh, sorry.
l need a, uh, screwdriver.
Ah, l'm sorry.
l'm all out of vodka.
Oh, no, no, no. l-l-l need
to borrow a real screwdriver...
uh, to open my...
uh, uh, my, uh,
daughter's trunk.
Oh, you have a daughter.
Ha ! ls she hot ?
- What ?
- Don't worry. l'll keep
a special eye on her for ya.
- My name's Crawl.
- Oh, uh-- [ Gasps ]
Ha ! And l'm
the resident advisor.
- Aw, sh*t.
- What ? Hey, wait. Come back.
- Aw, sh*t !
- Don't leave me hangin' !
Ooh !
l'm not gonna have her livin'
across the hall from that, uh,
- that, that thing over there !
- Who ?
- l told you l didn't like
this coed business.
- Calm down, Walter.
Hey ! Oh.
Rebecca, everyone, l'd like you
to meet my girlfriend Lisa.
- Hi.
- [ Warners ] Hi.
Nice to meet you.
- Aren't you, Zack ?
- [ Zack ] Speak for yourself.
Well, l'm sure
l'll see you again soon.
- Yeah.
- And l'll see you next weekend.
Oh, Dad. Dad, do you have
Now you just remember. lf you don't like
this damn place, you can go to State.
She's gonna love it, Walter.
Aren't you, dear ?
- You guys, l'll be fine.
- Stay out of trouble, okay ?
l will as long as you
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