Something Beneath Page #2
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- 2007
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of something. It's okay, Eugene. No one ever died
from public speaking. Found your room yet?
[inhales] Well, everything seems
to be off to a good start. Oh, right. Sorry.
[yips] Oh, yeah. I'll get her dog
back to her. [inhaler rattling] [inhaler hisses softly]
[inhales] We're all going to die! [coughing] We're all going to die! You're gonna die and you. And, oh, we both know
you're gonna die. Unless we do-- unless-- unless-- Where am I? Unless we take immediate action to reverse the damage
we're doing to the envirody-- envirody-- environment, humanity as a species is-- is doomed! Be afraid,
ladies and gentlemen. Be very afraid. [coughing] That wasn't so bad. Kind of liked it. Thanks, tree,
you're always there for me. Oh, oh, perfect. I can just see myself
at the podium, shaking the hands of
a Nobel Prize winning biologist and I smear black goo
all over him. I'm such a loser. Why am I even here? [inhales] [thunderclap] [thunderclap] Hello? Is anybody there? [thunderclap] I think I took a wrong turn. [inhales] [thunderclap] Is anyone else here? [thunderclap]
Hello? [creature snarling] Hello? [thunderclap] [inhales] [thunder rumbling] [creature shrieking] [screaming] Help! Oh, boy. Sheik Abdullah
requires halal meal service. Halal, that's just
like kosher, right?
I guess. Some sort of weird diet plan refrigeration made irrelevant
a million years ago. My sister-in-law
still keeps kosher. Oh. Hey, can you believe
that globe-trotting he-man is a priest? Father Douglas Middleton,
whoa, that's just-- A total waste of man flesh. I was going to say creepy. And Miss Strovsky
with the little dog, is that Mikaela Strovsky from the cover of
Vanity Fair last month? Yes, and interview
with Vogue, one notorious
layout in Hustler. Oh. Why creepy? You haven't had
a, you know, bad experience with
a priest, have you? God, no. I mean, no. They've all been
perfectly lovely. It's just,
I don't know. Priests, nuns, rabbis, they just make me
self-conscious, you know? Like, did I just take
the Lord's name in vain? Are my pants too tight? I'm gonna go break
the news to the chef. They're a little tight. I am way, way too cute
to be out in the wilderness on a stupid conference. Like, environmental
people are really ugly. Is she talking
to herself? And my room is
about this big, and there is no
spa at this hotel. Oh, ah, either that, or she's
having a philosophical debate with her laptop. I'm not sure
which is worse.
Neither am I. But if the dog
answers her back, that might be
pretty entertaining. Say my dinner date
bailed on me tonight. Any chance I can talk
you into joining me? Me? Mm-hmm.
[stammering]
Oh, I don't-- Oh, the food here
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