Someone Marry Barry Page #3
I was telling you about.
That's her?
all day.
You'd get horny enough
to go home and screw your wife
every once in a while.
Excuse me, but Rach and I
have plenty of sex.
Oh, you do?
I- I didn't know that.
When was the last time
you had intercourse?
Um...
My point exactly, Desmond.
Can I- Can I be totally blunt
with you for a sec?
Can you not be blunt?
- I don't think so.
I tried one time.
I had a migraine for three days.
Your marriage is not
your only problem, okay?
Whatever happened
to high school Desmond?
He was fun!
He, like, smoked pot
every once in a while,
play the keys, hang out.
Now you're like this
unrecognizable workaholic robot.
You won't even go out
for lunch with me.
Fine.
We'll get lunch, okay?
Just let me finish
these storyboards.
Oh, yeah, of course.
All about the work.
Because if we land this
account, dude,
it'll be a total game-changer,
you know what I mean?
Barry?
Good morning.
Oh, come on.
Oh my God.
Oh.
That is a bad combo.
- What's that?
Lox and sausages...
loxages.
Yeah, that's a lot of meat.
Yeah, don't do it.
- No.
How do you get any work done
around here?
Half way to Bonerville.
Where's Bonerville?
In my pants.
I'm fighting a semi right now.
A semi?
- Semi hard on.
I'm half mast from looking at
Yeah, well advertising
does attract
a lot of good-looking women,
so.
Do you work here?
Actually, I, uh,
I own the agency.
What?!
- Yeah.
Nice moves, man.
Oh, look at that.
It's boner o'clock.
Barry, what are you doing?
Bill, I'm sorry.
No, no, he-
he's cracking' me up.
Yeah.
- What?
Yes. I was cracking him up.
Just telling him
are giving me a Woodrow Wilson.
Especially that cute brunette
account planner he pointed out.
So, uh, Bill,
No, no, no, no.
Wait, wait, wait, go ahead.
I don't know
what you're talking about.
Looka-looka-looka,
there she is right there.
What are you- that one! Her!
Desmond was telling me
that back when he used to
actually have sex
with his wife,
he used to imagine her instead.
She was his closer,
you know what I mean?
And Bill, don't lie to me.
I know you've done
the exact same thing.
I bet you I haven't.
Why, because you got ED?
No...
because she's my daughter.
You made her?
Mm-hmm.
Des, I'm- I'm- I'm sorry.
I'm so sorry.
I'm so sorry.
Seven years I put in here,
Barry!
I know, listen, I- I- I don't
want you to sweat it, okay?
I'm gonna go back in
and I'm gonna talk to your boss.
I'm gonna sort
Don't!
You've done enough.
Des, I need a ride!
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