Someone Marry Barry Page #2
here, you little monkey.
Wow, man, he really loves you,
Barry.
Yeah, you just gotta
make it fun, man, you know?
It's not that hard.
Rafe, you know,
you should go with him.
Yeah, I should.
I'll do that.
Uh, later.
Excuse me. I never got a chance
to thank you.
You run a lovely funeral, and-
You guys are giving me sh*t?
He's trying to get laid
at his dad's funeral.
Oh.
It's about the pitch.
I gotta take it.
Let's go.
My feet are killing me.
Okay, well, maybe just
one moment longer,
you know, for Rafe,
because it's a big day for him.
Well, it's not like we can
do anything for him.
His dad's already dead.
I just- I'll give you
another foot massage.
Whatevs.
Just find me when you're ready.
Alright, I love you-
Oh.
man.
What?
Are you on drugs?
- No.
She walks all over you.
You- you- you-
you're just too blind to see it
because you're in shock
that she talks to you,
Okay, n- news flash, uh,
Desmond and Rafe love her.
No they don't.
- Yeah, they do.
No, they don't like her either.
They're just too afraid
to tell you.
She's mean.
She's manipulating you
with that kiss.
Don't you see that?
I mean, yeah...
to his nuts in her guts, okay?
That's not in dispute here,
okay?
he problem is she's a twunt.
It's a new term I'm using.
It's a combo of two words.
Guess which two.
Twitter?
- Twat and c*nt.
Ah!
Yeah.
Would you prefer cwat?
The terms are
interchangeable.
She's not a twunt or a cwat.
- She's both.
No.
She's the one.
She's the one.
Oh, oh...
...oh...
I did it again, didn't I?
- Yeah.
I'm kidding- I was kidding
about her being a twunt, man.
an eastern European porn star.
You didn't say anything about her looking
like an eastern European porn star.
Oh, not around you, no.
Okay, you look like...
That's what I'm shooting for.
You're the cwunt now, dawg.
What?
Peace.
Cwunt's not even a word,
Kurt!
Hey JT.
Let's get to those cookies,
huh?
Oh, man, I feel so bad
about what I did to Rafe.
It's the only thing
I can think about.
Man, you work with a lot of
pretty ladies, don't you?
Barry, look, I know you need
somebody to talk to right now,
but you can't just
drop by my office
whenever you feel like it,
okay?
Yeah, yeah, uh...
- This is an important time.
We're in the last run
of this pitch.
I'm up for creative director.
Are you listening?
Yeah.
- Well then-
Oh, yeah.
Oh, hell yeah.
Who is the cutey-pie?
Yeah, that's the, uh,
that's the account planner
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