Some Guy Who Kills People

Synopsis: This film is about Ken Boyd, a guy who is not long out of a mental hospital who is working at an ice-cream/burger parlor. The people that put him in the mental hospital start turning up dead, killed in horrific ways. He finds out he has a daughter while at the same time that these killings are happening in the town. Meanwhile the local Sheriff is going out with Ken's mom and he starts to suspect that Ken is the killer. All the evidence is pointing that way, and Ken's estranged daughter catches him in a compromising position. It's not looking good for Ken.
Genre: Comedy, Crime, Drama
Director(s): Jack Perez
Production: Lightning Media
  1 win & 1 nomination.
 
IMDB:
6.3
Rotten Tomatoes:
90%
R
Year:
2011
97 min
Website
77 Views


You like making us look stupid, don't you?

You didn't think we'd see this, huh, Boyd?

You like to make people laugh, Boyd?

See? Now that's funny.

Wake up, Neo...

Late again.

I know. I...

- Is he pissed?

- He's not thrilled.

- Here you go, sheriff. The usual.

- Thanks, Al.

That looks good. I will take a scoop of

chocolate with some sprinkles, please.

Now, easy there, Hopalong. We're still on duty.

Just get him a sorbet.

Right away. Keep on keeping our town safe now.

Well, hello there, tardy two-shoes.

When everyone told me not to hire the guy

fresh out of the loony bin, I ignored them.

I appreciate that, sir.

- Don't make me look like an idiot, Boyd.

- Yes, sir, I am sorry.

You know if you would just set an alarm,

you wouldn't have to eat that a**hole's sh*t.

- Not as good as when you make 'em, Kenny.

- Thanks, sheriff.

- What do you say, Irv?

- Just living the dream, sheriff, living the dream.

Oh, by the way, I am heading by your

mom's place later on for some exotic oils.

I might just start smelling like eucalyptus.

Boyd. Grab your party outfit and get out of here.

I got you working a birthday.

Somebody's big day, huh?

Yeah, Marty Prichard's turning 34.

Huge news. Whole world's celebrating.

- Marty Prichard?

- Yeah.

- Is that okay with you?

- Yeah.

Let's get a move on then.

- Can I have some ice cream, please?

- Yes, you may.

- Enjoy your delicious scoop.

- Thank you.

I don't think he got the message.

What do you guys think?

Hello?

- Hi.

- Hi.

What do you recommend?

The "Chocolate Bananaza" is really good.

Bananaza?

Like Bonanza but Banana... Za.

Yeah, that's ridiculous.

Well, this particular flavor is gluten-free.

But may contain a trace amount of nuts.

If you're allergic to nuts,

I'd recommend staying away from it.

- Not allergic to nuts, no.

- Then it might be right up your alley.

Unless you'd like to try "Rum Raisin the Roof".

- I'll just give you a scoop of both.

- Okay.

Thank you. Thank you very much.

- Ken.

- Okay. Stephanie.

- Thank you.

- Stephanie.

Kenny Boyd! How're you doing, buddy?

It's good to see you moving up in the world.

Look at yourself.

- Kenny Boyd.

- Hey sweetie.

- Did you see Kenny Boyd?

- Hi, Kenny.

This is great, baby.

This is a great party. Thank you. Come on.

Kenny Boyd.

Get away from me!

Do you have any aspirin?

I have a splitting headache.

I always carry aspirin,

so you don't need to "ax"(ask).

Well, this was no accident.

Well, this guy's going to heaven,

and he's got an all-"ax"cess pass.

It's the "ax".

What are you doing?

I thought we were doing puns.

- No, why would we be doing puns?

- I felt like you were doing puns with...

This guy's got a hatchet in his head.

Then he was dumped in his backyard

after his birthday party?

No, our guy knew his victim.

Knew him and hated him.

Why would someone douse a body

in gasoline and not burn it?

So we'd find it.

The coroner found these two

cards stuffed in his mouth.

What do you think, chief?

I got nothing.

This looks like something

my ex-wife would have done.

Good pun.

How was your day?

- Just fine.

- Fine.

Not now, ma.

Ah, yes. The other thing you say

when someone pulls your string.

"Fine"... "Not now"...

"Fine"... "Not now"...

Marty... had his vices.

But he wasn't a gambler.

- At least not that I know of.

- Never owed anyone money?

- I don't think so.

- Well, that must be nice.

Well, it's...

not something I like to talk about, but,

Marty did spend a lot of time with other women.

When he went missing the

night of his birthday party,

I assumed he was off with some new hussy.

Hussies?

This guy. Really?

- Can I be honest, sheriff?

- Of course you can.

I didn't kill Marty.

But I am not upset that he's dead.

Does that make me a bad person?

No, no. Of course not.

Hey, Boyd! Hey, Boyd!

You moving into your new house?

Say, shouldn't you be in a padded room somewhere?

In your own sh*t?

You like making us look stupid, don't you?

No?

Seems a lot like you do.

I'll tell you what.

I'm going to make you look stupid.

How about that?

Hold that b*tch. Hold him.

Ooh, he's shaking. He's scared, man.

Keep him still, bro. You like that, motherf***er?

Boyd!

Boyd! You're on street duty.

And for the last time, cover those up, will ya?

They're disgusting.

What?

He's right. They're not pretty.

Heads up, minty.

- Aww, thanks.

- No problem. You all right?

Um, I, you know, my back, just...

- Thank you so much.

- It's cool.

- See you later.

- See ya.

You didn't have a problem with me playing

basketball before Ronald came along.

Well, honey,

that's because Ronald has opened my eyes,

to many of the mistakes and imperfections

of the life you and I are leading.

He and I now believe that the time you spent

on sporting events can now be spent with us,

at bible study.

Shall we? Jesus frowns on tardiness.

Guess he's okay with bad sweaters.

Lord, please send someone to aid this precious

child and steer her down a righteous path. Amen.

Amen.

- I do not like the tone in her voice lately.

- I will talk to her, honey.

I hope whoever he sends bring pizza,

cuz I am starving.

That's right. Don't let anybody see anything.

Keep it all to yourself.

I was gonna get that.

And come out of your little cocoon?

What kind of a mother would I be

if I let you do a thing like that?

The doctor said 7 out of 10

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