
So You Want to Be a Gladiator
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- 1955
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(0.00 / 0 votes)Homer, the boss is gettin' impatient.
We gotta put on a show.
No offense now.
Take it easy, Homer. It looks fake.
Come on, Homer, make it look real.
Not so much. You're overacting,
Homer, you're overacting.
Joe! Joe! I'm here. I'm not in
the lion's suit. Joe, it's Homer.
Homer, this is great.
They're eatin' it up.
Joe, look at me. It's Homer.
Homer, now listen, make this
look good. Make it look good.
Excellent. Marvelous.
Joe! Joe!
Homer, what did you have for lunch?
I'm up here in the stands, baby.
Im not in the lion suit.
Now look, I'm gonna put my head
in your mouth. Come on now, open.
Now close on my neck. This'll
be great. This'll kill 'em.
Joe, it's me, Homer!
- Hi yuh, Homer. Homer?
Nice kitty. Nice kitty.
Stay there, kitty. Don't you move.
Don't you move. Don't you move.
Stay there. What's the matter?
What're yuh cryin' for?
You recognize the cat gut?
It's your father? Ah, did Nero make
a lyre out o' your father? Ahh.
Oh, Homer, I just heard.
- Yeah, but he's, he's winning.
Winning? That means he gets
a slave girl, doesn't it?
Yeah, yeah. He's winning. Joe!
How exciting!
Well done.' And now true
to my promise...
What, Rome is on fire? Well, don't
just stand there. Get me my fiddle!
Open the curtains!
- Coming, sire.
Wow! Come with me, my sweet.
The emporer's wish is my command.
But, sire, what about your wife?
Poo-poo, she can do the cooking.
Oh, she will! I mean, the three
of us all in the same house?
Tut, tut, my sweet. If she bothers
you, we'll get rid of the old bag.
The old bag! So.
- Alice!
I'll do the cooking, will I? You're
gonna get rid of me, are you?
Alice!
- Well, we'll just see about that.
Honey... - Why, you two-timer, you!
- Easy, dear.
Fidelius! What a show! From now on,
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