So This Is Christmas Page #2

You think maybe, uh...

you could teach me

to do distance?

( LAUGHING )

I'm not a miracle worker, baby.

( SIGHS )

Just superman.

Go ahead, jazz.

I'll advance you...

again.

Hey, hey, hey.

( LAUGHS )

That's... That's mine.

Rich boy's good for it.

Nobody gets deep into me.

( GRUNTS )

( SIGHS ) I still owe you?

You jocks aren't very good

with numbers, are you?

$120.

What?! I-I just

gave you a hundred.

You haven't give me jack.

Your parties are never

gonna be on me.

I'll get it to you, g.

Tomorrow, jazz.

And forget about angel.

She doesn't own you.

( GRUNTS )

Hello?

( SLURRING SPEECH )

wait a minute.

( LAUGHS )

This isn't...

This isn't the washroom.

( GROANS )

Hello?

You know, this isn't exactly the best

neighborhood to be passing out in.

Where's your date?

( SLURRING SPEECH )

I'm not allowed to date.

I am a princess.

( CHUCKLING )

Shh.

( LAUGHING )

Oh...

( WHIMPERS )

All right, let's get you home.

( LAUGHING )

( LAUGHING ) ( GRUNTS )

What... great... hair.

( LAUGHING )

( SIGHS )

Whoo.

Yay.

( SIGHS )

Well, princess,

where do you live?

At home.

( SLURRING SPEECH )

would you like to kiss me?

Definitely not.

( GRUNTS )

Why not?

Am I ugly?

( GASPS ) No.

Your breath stinks.

I like you, too.

Look, I've got to be at work

early tomorrow,

And if you want a ride home,

just tell me where you live.

Otherwise, out of the van.

( SINGSONG VOICE )

5...3...3...

parkwood drive.

You know...

you're not very nice.

I am not

Going to dance with you.

Hey, baby.

SHARON:
Hey.

How was dinner?

Didn't go too well.

I missed you.

Did you have a good time?

( SIGHS )

We were trying to motivate

The Danby Company

To conform to green standards.

Mm-Hmm.

I have been working,

And I am tired.

I'm green.

Did you feed that dog?

Ah...

I told Jason to do it.

The dog is not Jasons

little brother.

And it's not gonna make up

for the fact

That we don't

have a child together.

Wow.

( SIGHS )

( SIGHS )

What are you doing?

( LAUGHING )

( BREATHING HEAVILY )

BILL:
I thought you were

in your room not feeling well.

I am not.

SHARON:

Where have you been?

And what are you wearing?!

( SLURRING SPEECH )

that's too many questions.

I only do one at a time, okay?

It is not okay.

Are you drunk?

You been drinking?

Oh, give it a rest, Sharon.

I seem to remember you

getting hammered

A time or two

when you were younger.

BILL:
Come here, baby.

Okay, daddy.

Put your hand around daddy.

Oh...

real neat.

I love you.

I know.

( GROANS ) Can I have

some cookies and milk?

You know you're

better than this.

I wish I had a real mom.

( THUNDER CRASHING )

( INDISTINCT CHATTERING

OVER POLICE RADIO )

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