Snowed-Inn Christmas Page #3

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No, I'm fine. Thank you.

Oh, no. No, please.

Be my guest.

Nope. I'm good. Thanks.

Be my guest.

I'd love for you to play it.

No, I really don't want to

irritate on this place

with all the crazy noises

that thing makes.

Oh, you're afraid of

a 12-year-old's score,

is that what it is?

No, I'm fine. I'm good.

Yeah?

I can understand there's

five buttons on this thing

so I get it, you know.

You don't know how to play.

All right. How do you play this?

All right. Do you know

what foot ball is?

Yes, I know what football is.

So there's three

offensive players

and six defensive

computer controlled players.

Okay.

You press the blue button

to run.

You press the red button

to pass.

Okay.

There we go.

Just like that

over and over again?

Okay, just

Yeah, don't press the buttons

so hard.

There I go. Oh, look.

I did it again.

It gets more difficult.

As you get to the fourth level.

Oh, did it again.

Let's see. Here we go.

I see that you're doing it.

All right?

Okay. I feel like I'm winning.

I feel like I'm just winning

one right after another.

You're doing okay.

I mean, there's still

Oh, oh!

It's great.

Look how close I'm getting

to your score.

Touchdown!

Hey.

Sorry.

You're making a scene.

It's just turbulence.

It's going to be all right.

This is your captain speaking.

Due to inclement weather

conditions in Colorado

the Aspen County Airport

is now closed.

What?

What?

We're preparing

for an early landing.

I assure you there is

nothing to worry about.

Simply a precautionary measure.

I apologize for

any inconvenience.

Emergency landing?

It's supposed to

come out of the ceiling.

I can't breathe.

It's not it's not an emergency.

Relax, okay?

I can't breathe.

Don't laugh at me.

I can't breathe.

We're going to land

and then we'll take

the first flight out to Aspen.

All right. It's not a big deal!

Oh, god.

You don't know that.

Yes, I do know that.

Trust me.

We will begin our descent

to a local airport

just outside of Santa Claus,

Indiana immediately.

Did he just say Indiana?

Did he just say Santa Claus?

Can I have a

May I help you?

Yes. Yeah, we need the first

flight out to Aspen, please.

I'm sorry, all flights

are canceled right now.

We have no clear idea when

we'll be able to fly anyone out.

Listen, um, we're actually not

on vacation like everybody else.

We have to get to Aspen

because our jobs depend on it.

I'm sure you can understand.

We can't stay in Indiana.

Well then, you better start

wishing for a Christmas miracle.

Smooth.

No, I understand. Thank you.

No vacancy there either.

One more person tells me to

wish for a Christmas miracle

I'm going to lose it.

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