Snow Dogs Page #2

Final boarding call

for Flight 522 to Tolketna...

Oh! That's me!

...to Tolketna this month.

Wait! Hold that plane!

Wait! Wait!

- Wait!

- Sir, please!

You can't go beyond...

Wait! Wait!

Halt! No!

Flight 522!

Nonstop

to Tolketna!

That's okay, I'll walk!

George Murphy,

you're clear for takeoff

so quit dawdling and move it!

George Murphy? You're the one

that sent me the summons?

Why, yes. At your service.

But if you're

the executor of the estate

then why are you, uh...?

I'm an attorney,

the justice of the peace

and the bush pilot.

A classic triple threat.

8-6-7-2-4-1-Queen, move it!

Or you're going to be

the hood ornament on a 737!

The captain has turned off

the seat belt sign.

You're free to move

about the cabin.

Right over here!

All right, all right,

over here!

Who's that?

Plane! It's George!

Come on!

Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!

Welcome to Tolketna

International Airport.

The white zone is

for the loading and unloading

of passengers only.

Careful! Gets a little

gusty up here!

Oh! Aah! Oh!

Ooh! Ooh!

Help me!

There it is.

Downtown.

Huh.

Hey, you guys,

I know you're starving.

Here's your sandwich.

All right, you roughnecks.

Give me back those knives.

These are for eating.

Nobody's going to order dinner

if the silverware's

been in the walls.

Come on, Barb

we've all seen

your food.

Nobody's going

to order it anyway.

Always a little high.

Close the door!

Whoo!

Hey, slick.

To your health, son.

Enjoy.

He looks just like her.

Ah, excuse me.

Can I get a cup of decaf latte,

please?

Honey, you can get anything

your little heart desires.

Except a decaf latte.

How about a cup

of regular?

Fresh brewed yesterday.

Sure, as long as it's hot.

Coffee...

Here you go.

A hot cup ofjava.

So, how are you enjoying

Tolketna?

Just trying to keep up

with the hustle and bustle.

Hey, mister

we got to talk.

I've been waiting

a long time

for a dentist

to come to town.

Yeah, I got a canker sore

in the back of my mouth.

And isn't that

stench unbearable?

All right, quiet!

Now, pipe down!

Time to get started!

We got a will

to read here!

George!

Knock it off!

I just patched

the last hole!

All right.

Now, we're here to read

the last will and testament

of Lucy Watkins.

So, here goes.

Oh, "First off, I'd like

to thank you all for coming.

"I hope you got a good turnout

"though if there was a blizzard,

I understand.

"Now, I don't want

any crying.

"People should

enjoy themselves.

So, Barb, why don't you pour

a round of Wild Turkey on me."

Pass it around.

Here ya go.

What's with Sasquatch?

Zip your lip.

That's Thunder Jack.

They call him that

'cause he got

hit by thunder.

Twice!

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