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Anna Reed's probably gonna be there.

Ugh, Anna Reed? What is it

with you and this girl, man?

All right, fine.

Get it over with.

All throughout high school,

Anna Reed was the only girl

I'd dream about.

She was the girl of my dreams.

They'll buff our feet.

It's gonna be awesome.

You know, I was so awkward back then

I didn't know how to talk to girls.

Anthony.

Bye.

Hey.

Hi... hey...

What's up?

So, um, this weekend,

I'm doing the Moonwalk

for Ring Finger Largeasia.

I'm moonwalking 37 miles to

raise awareness for people

whose ring finger is longer

than their pointer finger.

It's a very important cause

and one that's dear to my heart,

because, see, my Uncle

Keith, he died of it.

Jesus, that's...

I'm really sorry for your loss.

Would you wanna sponsor me?

Uh, um...

I mean, if you can't because of the money,

that's totally fine.

No, no, I have a ton of money.

Oh, great!

Actually, that's a lie. I don't...

I only have 5 bucks and

that's my porn money...

corn money!

That's my corn money.

Oh, well, that's okay.

Um, maybe you could just join me

and we could moonwalk together.

I could use the moral support.

It's probably gonna take

me a couple of weeks.

37 miles, you said?

Okay. Yeah, yeah. Okay, I'll do it.

You will?

- Yeah. Yeah.

- Amazing!

Cool.

- Whoa!

- Oh!

Dude, seriously?

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Then you wussed out and you

never showed up to the Moonwalk.

Dude, I've heard this

story a million times.

What's your point?

That this reunion is

the perfect opportunity

to make Anna forget about how big of losers

we used to be, you know,

show her how cool we are now?

Are we cooler now than

we were in high school?

Uh, $25 haircut, dude.

Here, I need to check the reunion page

to see if Anna's going.

It says to dress for mall.

We dress for the mall every day.

No, it's saying "dress formal. "

It means we have to rent tuxedos.

Yeah, I know that.

Oh, well, guess she's not going.

So, about the tux rentals, we

should probably get on that.

It doesn't say that, okay?

She's going. She just hasn't replied yet.

Okay? I can feel it.

Look, someone posted a video on here.

Have you thought about

life insurance lately?

Because here at All-Chafe,

we want to protect your family

from your impending death.

Ugh, I hate advertisements. Skip it.

If you don't buy All-Chafe Insurance,

there's a good chance your

entire family will be dead

by next week.

Buffering?

That still exists?

Everybody put your hands together.

Whoo-hoo!

Is Magic Pocket Slave

Monsters the best song ever?

Dude, that's you. Cool!

Anna Reed, get up here,

get up here, Anna Reed.

Right there. I really want you to see this.

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