Smosh: The Movie

Synopsis: Two long life friends, Ian and Anthony, get invited to their 5 year high school reunion. There's a girl who Anthony had a crush on. A video leaks on the school website when he got a mic up his butt singing at his prom. He goes to YouTube to get it removed. The head of YouTube, Steve YouTube, lets them into a portal where they can change the video. With an all star cast Ian Hecox, Anthony Padilla and Michael Ian Black, this is definitely the duo Smosh's best success.
Director(s): Alex Winter
Production: Lionsgate Films
84 min

Come on! Did you see those girls?

Come on, dude. You loved it.

I'm worried about you, man.

I don't think you're

living in the real world.

The real world sucks.

The real world is actually pretty amazing.

So, the kids that are

probably taking a dump

on the cheese mobile, they're amazing?

And what about all the

girls that are walking around

that aren't talking to

you? Are they amazing?

And these girls would talk to

me if you weren't here dancing

to the theme song from Magic

Pocket Slave Monsters.

Then who wants them?

I do!

Look, I got to go. My ten minutes are up.

- I'm still on the clock.

- What?

- Have fun.

- Wait.

Dude, how am I supposed to get home?

Sorry, one of us has a job here.

Just take a cab or something.

I'll be home after my shift.

Do it, do it!

Do it! Do it!

Do it, do it, do it, do it, do it!

Hey, get off my cheese mobile.


Oh, my God.

Yeah, get out of here.


Do you have a name for your butt?

May I suggest, "Perfect"?

Hey, Ian?

You've been seeing that

girl for a few months now.

When do we get to meet her?

I don't know, Mom. We're

not rushing into anything.

- Bye.

- Okay, bye.

- Bye.

- She seems lovely.

She's amazing.


just... make sure she's not a dude.

Unless you're into that sort of thing.

In which case, it's totally cool.


Great talk, Dad.

Hey, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!

Hey, I, uh... We haven't gotten our mail

in, like, three months. What gives?

Yeah, you might want to ask

your little friend about that.

- Who Ian?

- The bowl-headed idiot

with the face you just want to punch?

- Yeah. Ian.

- Yeah, I'm done delivering mail

to this house.

You want your mail? Oh, you want your mail.

- Okay.

- Yeah.

Let me get you your mail.

Here's your mail. You want your mail?

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