Smokey and the Bandit Part 3 Page #2

Synopsis: Big Enos and Little Enos have opened a seafood restaurant and want to promote it in their usual fashion. The Bandit is unavailable this time, though, so they enlist Buford. "Trigger" is brought out of mothballs, a large fish is strapped to the roof of the car, and the new Bandit is on his way on another wild cross-country run. But where there is the Bandit, there is Sheriff Buford T. Justice.
Genre: Comedy, Crime
Director(s): Dick Lowry
Production: Universal
 
IMDB:
3.4
Rotten Tomatoes:
20%
PG
Year:
1983
85 min
594 Views


That's our advertising campaign. Get it?

Fish and chips.

We're opening up fast-food franchises

all over the South.

Get that off the top of my car!

A little respect, Sheriff. That's our logo.

Daddy, what's a logo?

Something like a flounder.

That's in the great tradition

of American advertising.

And you got to carry it. Otherwise, no bet.

I get it.

You're trying to humiliate me

so I won't take the bet.

Get in the car, Junior.

Now then, Sheriff, be careful

with the badge.

It's going to make a beautiful

belt buckle for me.

If you get my badge...

it's going to be

a seven-pointed suppository.

He fell for it, hook, line, and sinker.

- Be careful, Daddy!

- Don't worry, Junior.

I know a shortcut.

We'll be out of here in no time.

Daddy, we've been driving around

for two-and-a-half hours...

and we're still in downtown Miami.

I'm as confused as a baby raccoon.

I don't know where the hell we are.

- It's right here on the map.

- Get that damn thing out of my face!

I was only trying to help.

You want to help? Jump out the window.

Turn left here, Daddy.

Look at all these people, Daddy.

Junior, what you got us into now?

Come on, get out the way! We're in a hurry!

I think we've crossed the border.

Hey, you want to buy some food

for your fish?

Up yours and that fish.

Get the hell out of here.

I know what time it is.

Get back!

You'd think they never saw a car

with a big fish on top.

Ladies, nice ladies.

Could you possibly tell me...

how to get to the Florida Turnpike?

Thank you, nice ladies.

Thank you, you've been very helpful.

You dirty old...

I think she said turn left.

I know she said turn left!

I understand the German language

enough to understand what she told me!

I guess that bought us

about a two-and-a-half minute delay.

This is going to be the most fun we ever had

with our pants on.

Did you remember to take care

of the gas tank?

Do bears defecate rurally?

- What's the matter, Daddy?

- Gas!

Must be that pizza you had for lunch.

Not my belly, the tank!

Didn't you fill it up?

- Well, I thought-

- You thought? What the hell did you use?

- It has to be pushed!

- We can do that easy, Daddy.

What is that "we" crap?

You know I got a double hernia.

You push, I'll steer.

Oh, thank you, Daddy. I knew you'd help me.

He's dumb...

but a loveable sh*t.

Delays like this are going to kill us.

Stopping off for gas,

getting caught in traffic jams.

Everything's against us.

Look out for that car, Daddy!

Where's that fool going?

Daddy, he came awful close.

You should never give

a dummy like that a license.

Tell that road-hog Rembrandt

I'm coming around, and to look out!

Hey, road-hog Rembrandt, look-

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