Smokey and the Bandit Part 3 Page #2
- PG
- Year:
- 1983
- 85 min
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That's our advertising campaign. Get it?
Fish and chips.
We're opening up fast-food franchises
all over the South.
Get that off the top of my car!
A little respect, Sheriff. That's our logo.
Daddy, what's a logo?
Something like a flounder.
That's in the great tradition
of American advertising.
And you got to carry it. Otherwise, no bet.
I get it.
so I won't take the bet.
Get in the car, Junior.
Now then, Sheriff, be careful
with the badge.
It's going to make a beautiful
belt buckle for me.
If you get my badge...
it's going to be
a seven-pointed suppository.
He fell for it, hook, line, and sinker.
- Be careful, Daddy!
- Don't worry, Junior.
I know a shortcut.
We'll be out of here in no time.
Daddy, we've been driving around
for two-and-a-half hours...
and we're still in downtown Miami.
I'm as confused as a baby raccoon.
I don't know where the hell we are.
- It's right here on the map.
- Get that damn thing out of my face!
I was only trying to help.
You want to help? Jump out the window.
Turn left here, Daddy.
Look at all these people, Daddy.
Junior, what you got us into now?
Come on, get out the way! We're in a hurry!
I think we've crossed the border.
Hey, you want to buy some food
for your fish?
Up yours and that fish.
Get the hell out of here.
I know what time it is.
Get back!
You'd think they never saw a car
with a big fish on top.
Ladies, nice ladies.
Could you possibly tell me...
how to get to the Florida Turnpike?
Thank you, nice ladies.
Thank you, you've been very helpful.
You dirty old...
I think she said turn left.
I know she said turn left!
I understand the German language
enough to understand what she told me!
about a two-and-a-half minute delay.
This is going to be the most fun we ever had
with our pants on.
Did you remember to take care
of the gas tank?
- What's the matter, Daddy?
- Gas!
Must be that pizza you had for lunch.
Not my belly, the tank!
Didn't you fill it up?
- Well, I thought-
- You thought? What the hell did you use?
- It has to be pushed!
- We can do that easy, Daddy.
What is that "we" crap?
You know I got a double hernia.
You push, I'll steer.
Oh, thank you, Daddy. I knew you'd help me.
He's dumb...
but a loveable sh*t.
Delays like this are going to kill us.
Stopping off for gas,
getting caught in traffic jams.
Everything's against us.
Look out for that car, Daddy!
Where's that fool going?
Daddy, he came awful close.
a dummy like that a license.
Tell that road-hog Rembrandt
I'm coming around, and to look out!
Hey, road-hog Rembrandt, look-
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