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Zane, yeah.

[ laughs ]

Who's your

smoking friend?

Hey. I'm ashley.

Ashley. Nice.

Uh, I'm used

to living alone,

or else I'd suggest

A three's company

kind of thing.

There's plenty

of room,

Especially

in my bedroom.

[ laughs ] yeah.

[ mouths word ]

Whoa.

Cool.

Oh, so, uh,

You enjoy

the strange?

Yeah, I enjoy

the strange.

[ snorts ]

[ laughs ]

I just smoked pot.

Did that come out right?

Yeah, it did.

No, I enjoy

the strange,

because it's, uh,

Interesting and

often retarded.

That's kind of

my special

research area,

The intersection

of the strange

and retarded.

That would make

a really good soap opera,

The strange

and the retarded.

"and these are

the days of our strange

and retarded lives."

[ laughter ]

No, but, uh,

really, what I'm

interested in

Is how people start

believing in things,

you know?

Like, uh, bigfoot,

for example.

You know,

there's no evidence

that bigfoot exists,

Yet lots of people

believe in bigfoot.

Chupacabra.

Sure.

Sure.

Or how 'bout god?

I mean,

millions of people

go to church,

And there's

more evidence

for chupacabra.

So is god strange

or retarded?

Hmm.

Hmm.

Let's take acid

and discuss.

But first

I need another beer.

Uh, get drunk now,

three-way later?

Sound good? Yeah.

What the?

Oh, hey.

Hey, I think I saw

that guy on campus.

Ashley:

Oh. Should we say hi?

You should say hi.

Go. Go.

I'll be fine. Go.

College party. Go.

Okay.

Hey. I'm ashley.

Hey.

Um, is this

the anonymous party?

Nobody will say.

Oh. Well, then,

I guess it is, right?

[ laughs ]

I'm just kidding.

Yeah, it's the

anonymous party.

Yeah. I'm a dork.

[ chuckles ]

Hey. Hey, what's up?

I'm zane.

What's up?

I'm binder.

Yeah. What are you

doing here, pedobear?

Don't call me that.

Okay? I thought

it would be cool.

Mm.

You're pedobear?

Do you approve

this message?

B*tch tits!

[ laughs ]

pedobear!

Guys, come on.

I was just

hanging out, okay?

Why don't you

Get out of here,

pedobear?

No one wants

to hang out with you.

Man:
What a f***ing tool.

Bye, pedobear.

Yikes.

What was that about?

Ah, he thought some

of the stuff on the board

was messed up,

Said he'd report it.

Honestly, some of the stuff

is pretty messed up,

But, uh, it's not smart

to say so.

He seemed nice.

Yeah,

probably too nice.

[ laughter ]

Dude, it's the tits.

I did it

for the lulz!

What are they saying?

Check it out.

What is this?

Hideandgochat.

It's video chat,

like skype,

But you don't know who

you're chatting with.

Why would you chat

with strangers?

Isn't that dumb?

Does this

look dumb to you?

[ gasps ]

[ screams ]

[ laughter ]

Really?

Really?

Ashley:

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