Small Apartments Page #2

Synopsis: When a clumsy deadbeat accidentally kills his landlord, he must do everything in his power to hide the body, only to find the distractions of lust, the death of his beloved brother and a crew of misfit characters, force him on a journey where a fortune awaits him.
Genre: Comedy, Crime, Drama
Director(s): Jonas Åkerlund
Production: Sony Pictures
  1 nomination.
 
IMDB:
6.1
Rotten Tomatoes:
33%
R
Year:
2012
96 min
Website
165 Views


Motherf***er.

He's a pain in my ass.

Thank you, Killer.

Listen, could you

tell me, Killer, how your

fabulous boxing

career started?

Well, I started boxing as a kid

in my neighborhood in New York.

One day I was

sitting at home, my mother

asked me to take

the garbage out.

So I punched her

in the mouth.

Ugh.

'Cause we didn't have

a lot of money at that time,

we had to keep my mother

on as a sparring partner.

That didn't work

out too good, though.

She kept falling

out of the wheelchair.

Oh, the keys.

I can do it. You can do it.

Whoa.

The crowd was out

there, they were yelling.

I threw a left and a right. A

left and a right. A couple of...

He's probably jacking off

behind the counter.

Hey!

Open the goddamn door!

Hey.

Yeah, take your

sweet-ass time, dude.

Is Tommy back there?

He's on tomorrow.

I need some smokes.

No can do. Had the cops

in here the other day.

Really?

Are you sure about that?

Simone.

That might get you

a sip off my beer,

but for $6.75 a pack,

I'm gonna have to cop a feel.

It's not my fault your

cigarettes are overpriced.

Maybe for a joint.

Okay.

But it's gonna have

to be a good squeeze.

Nice.

Hey, Artie.

Where's the Moxie?

Same place it always is.

Last case, bottom shelf.

Thanks, Artie.

That was like two seconds.

Well, it's as good as it gets.

And I need matches.

Hey, Artie. Found 'em.

Great.

Thanks, Artie.

Hey, I know you.

You live across

the building from me.

I'm going home now.

You wanna walk with me?

Okay.

I see you by your window

with your big binoculars.

Mr. Peepers.

It's okay,

my mom doesn't know.

And I don't care. It's not like

you're jerking off in front of me.

And you're not totally

disgusting for an old guy.

Really?

Thank you.

What are you, like, 50?

My friend Amber and me?

We're going to Vegas.

We're gonna be dancers.

Vegas?

Mmm-hmm.

Dancers.

We've been chatting with

this one guy online.

His buddy owns a few clubs.

It's gonna be pretty cool.

I can't wait to

have my own money.

Hey, what are you doing at

midnight tonight, Mr. Peepers?

Uh, I don't...

Okay, tonight is

gonna be your lucky night.

I think tonight I'm

gonna give you a show

that you're

never gonna forget.

Midnight.

Don't you be late.

I can't look at that face.

Have a nice day.

Oh!

Hey!

Hey!

These front lights are supposed

to be on from dusk till dawn!

I think it's broken!

What?

I said, the light,

I think it's broken!

- I think they're broken!

- I think they're broken.

Well, it can't be broken, you

idiot! I just turned the light on!

Oh, then I guess you

fixed them, so nice job!

What are you doing?

Uh... Packing.

Packing? Like,

trip packing? Like that?

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Submitted on August 05, 2018

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