Slightly Single in L.A. Page #3

I find it to be a little bit... un-holy.

Wouldn't you agree?

Jillian thank you I love this!

Dale have you talked to JP?

No.

I mean he called twice but...

Hey, I heard you saw Zach.

Oh yeah.

I saw his video on TV the other day

he looks so good.

Did you guys make plans to hang out?

No we just caught up for a second.

He was with a girlfriend.

Hmmm...

Ok what is up?

What?

You look like either have to pee

or you're about to explode with gossip.

- Do I?

- Which is it?

Ok I already told Becca

but since you asked... girls...

Jill you can just tell me later.

Stacy I'm so sorry...

I don't mean to spoil your

special little moment.

But I have a huge announcement to make...

I'm getting married!

Isn't it gorgeous?

Do you love it?

It was the most amazing night you guys.

I don't want to just be

your girlfriend anymore!

It's not that I don't... love you...

It's not fair, I can' take this limbo!

I know...

You either marry me or you leave me!

It was the most romantic night

of my life.

What can I say, he's the best.

You've got to be kidding me!

Drew, I'm sorry but he was hitting

on me less than two months ago.

Ok... he wasn't hitting on you, Hallie.

He was flirting with you.

Guys are allowed to flirt,

it's a human condition.

It's natural.

You think everyone is flirting with you.

I don't know I just think it's weird

if a guy is ultra flirtatious...

and in a committed relationship.

And not to mention that he's

in the business.

Men in the entertainment industry

are instinctively douche bags.

No? No I like Drew.

I don't think he's a douche bag.

Well... Who came up with the term

douche bag anyway?

It's kind of disgusting.

Jill wants to get married just to get

married because she thinks it's time.

Hallie you couldn't even possibly relate

to Jill.

And why is that?

Because you're rich.

I mean... seriously.

Everything is handed to you

and you can buy whatever you want

so just buy a boyfriend.

What?

Are you acting right now

because this is hilarious.

I just want a rich boyfriend

to take care of me.

Did she really just say that?

Did Jill tell you guys...

That she didn't get picked up for

another season of "Babes and Barflies"?

Her agent told her it's because

she's too old and too fat.

That's not funny.

Seriously!

I was at a call back like two days ago

and the producer told my agent that

my butt looked big in a bikini.

There are specific trigger words

that cause me to temporarily tune

out of a conversation.

And Becca just...

just triggered three of them.

Producer...

Call back...

Agent...

It makes me space out

for like 30 seconds.

And its OK as long as I return back

in time

to assure Becca her but is perfect.

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