Sleepaway Camp II: Unhappy Campers Page #2

Well, the eggs are runny, but

the oatmeal's okay.

Oh, come on.

The oatmeal looks as

gross as the sh*t sisters.

The sh*t sisters?

Jodie and Burke Schote.

Schote, sh*t, get it?

They look like they're

stoned all the time.

They are.

Not that getting

stoned can't be fun.

Just not all the time.

So, uh, Molly...

Do you get stoned?

No.

Good girl.

Hey, did you hear

what happened to Phoebes?

Yeah, tough breaks.

What's the big, bad thing

she did, anyway?

Nothing, just sat and talked.

That's it?

At least once she was with us.

God, I thought Angela

was gonna kill her.

How do you put

up with that b*tch?

She's not that bad.

Oh, come on Molly,

you've got to admit

she's a little bit weird.

Weird isn't even

the word for it.

I think she's a dyke.

I'm totally serious.

- Good morning, campers.

- Good morning, Uncle John.

Let's start this lovely day

with a lovely song from

our lovely Angela Johnson.

Before she does,

let's all congratulate her

for being counselor of the week!

She kicks out Phoebes and they

make her counselor of the week?

Thank you.

I don't know what to say.

I was once a camper myself.

But it wasn't

anything like this.

Camp Rolling Hills is the best!

Can I have Molly Nagel

and Ally Burdus up here

to help me with

our morning song?

- No.

- Come on, Al.

Go on up.

Okay.

We'll do my favorite:

The Happy Camper song.

Don't forget the hand movements.

Oh, I'm a happy camper.

I love the summer sun.

I love the trees and forests.

I'm always having fun.

Oh, I'm a happy camper.

I love to see the sky.

And with the grace of God,

I'll camp until I die.

Hey Diane, can I get

a picture with you?

Sure, Charlie.

- Say cheese.

- Cheese!

Perfect. Come on.

Okay, everyone that's going

on the nature hike, let's go!

Everybody else get

dressed for swimming

and meet T.C. down by the pool.

Let's go!

And watch out for the ledges,

I don't want anyone falling off.

Yo, Angela.

Angela, congratulations.

- Thanks, T.C.

- Yeah.

You know, I was thinking.

Today's your

day off and everything

but I was thinking

if you'd like to

come down to the pool and swim-

Oh, no thanks. I'm really

not a very good swimmer.

You could use a little

work on your tan.

Maybe we should just get

together sometime and talk.

I mean, it's your

first year here,

you probably have a lot of...

You want a piece?

I hate green gum.

You know, I'd really like to

discuss what happened

between you and Phoebe sometime.

Oh, sure, we can do that.

I'll talk to you later.

I'll call you.

Where are you gonna call me?

I don't have a phone.

So how long have

you been coming here?

Oh, about three years.

God, you must really like it.

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