Slappy and the Stinkers Page #3

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I got it!

Let's get some scuba gear and

swim through the sewers to the tank?

Uh-huh. No swimming in sewers.

There's alligators

and God knows what else.

OK, the sewer's out.

Hey, that man's taking Slappy

somewhere.

Uh-oh, here comes Mr Brinway.

- He looks pissed.

- Stinkers, freeze!

- What do we do?

- I say we freeze.

No, we run.

No!

Stinkers! Excuse me.

- Get out of the way!

- Stinkers?

Witzowitz!

I've got you, you little Stinker!

- Who are you calling a little stinker?

- My mistake.

You bet it is. Give me that, son.

Go!

- Hi, Roy.

- Hey, Loaf.

Help me!

Somebody help me!

I think we lost him.

I hope I'm too young

to have a heart attack.

- Hey, look, it's Slappy.

- And they got him in a cage.

- Poor little baby.

- That looks like a baby to you?

- You want to go home to the ocean?

- It's fate. We were meant to free him.

This is a big mistake.

- Forget it, I almost got caught.

- I gotta have that sea lion.

Get him yourself. I'm out.

That's the last time I do business

with a punk kid like you!

Hey!

- What happened?

- I don't know.

- The door opened.

- He ran out.

I think it's locked from the outside.

Lucky thing I'm not paying

by the pound.

You're gonna pay for that, fatso.

- Just give me my money.

- Wait. I got to pull the van around.

- You're on your own.

- Thanks for nothing.

You're going nowhere, lard-butt.

I'll be right back.

There he is! We've found him.

Isn't that great?

"Great" isn't the word for it.

How did you get into another cage?

Don't worry, Slap,

we'll get you out of there.

Where's my flabby fish?

If you feed him, he will come.

Guys, isn't somebody gonna notice

a big fat smelly sea lion on the bus

that wasn't there before?

Witz, you insulted him. Apologise.

Sorry, Slappy. You really are

a very good-looking sea lion.

We have to disguise him.

He has to look like one of us.

You can't park here, it's a red zone.

- Shove your red zone.

- Move your van!

Sorry, officer, you said red zone?

I'll pull out immediately.

That's it.

The Stinkers are all expelled.

I told you, Allen Witzowitz was sick.

They were taking him back to the bus.

- Why didn't they stop when I yelled?

- They didn't hear you.

- You believe this?

- No. They got bored.

We all got bored. It's a field trip,

we're supposed to have fun.

Not listen to you go on and on

about the E-C-H...whatever.

OK, OK, OK.

- Roy, I'm freezing. Close that window!

- Leave it open, Roy.

It's stuffy and someone smells rank.

Well, excuse me, Miss Renuzit.

I was wrestling with an octopus!

Boy, one of you really reeks!

Can I get up now?

My face is in his butt.

No. Keep it there. Don't move.

- Come on, Slappy. Jump!

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