Slap Her... She's French Page #2

I'm so excited!

[French accent]

Hello. I am Genevieve.

Bonjour!

bonjour!

[Loudly]

in honor of your visit,

we learned

a little French culture.

Arnie, would you

like to start?

Start what?

The thing...

Oh, right.

Libert.

Egalit.

Ennui.

That is not the word

that we agreed upon.

If that is some kind

of French profanity,

Randolph Scott Grady,

i swear--

it means "boredom

unto death."

Oh. well,

then that's ok.

Everybody wave

to the camera now.

Smile!

smile, everybody!

Here she is.

Isn't she cute?

All right,

that's enough.

Man:
runnin' from the rat race

just as fast as I can

take off my tie

so I can breathe

me, I'm going

where the fresh air...

Mon dieu.

It is like a castle.

It is so huge.

Just wait till you

see what's inside.

Walk in the country

with me

watch the sun

sinking down on the trees

Surprise!

surprise!

Ha ha ha!

Come on.

We're having fun.

Isn't she precious?

Hi. how are you?

Good to see you.

Thank you for coming.

Isn't she just adorable?

Starla, you have

so many friends.

Yeah. well, it's

a blessing and a curse.

With trend-setting

comes responsibility.

Hi. how are you?

Good to see you.

And get you introduced.

Randolph, get the luggage.

Genevieve, these are

my 2 best friends in the world--

Ashley Lopez

and Tanner Jennings.

So, this is our little

French visitor?

Oui. that means yeah.

It's what hip people

in France say.

Oh.

oh.

[Loudly] do you

speak American?

She's French, Tanner,

not deaf.

Want a ciggie?

Oh...no,

i do not smoke.

I thought all

you Europeans

smoked

like chimneys.

For a time I did,

but it took away

my appetite

and made me drop

the weight like flies.

And?

and?

See you.

Those two are real sweet,

but they're big sluts.

Starla.

Hey, stud.

Hey...studette.

Mmm...

Mmm...a-1.

Genevieve leplouff,

this is my boyfriend,

Kyle Fuller.

Hello.

mmm...

Never before

have I seen a man

with such, uh...

Um...Big meat.

[Gulp]

Um, Kyle's

class president,

and he's been

quarterback

of the splendona

high longhorns

when I first became

head cheerleader.

Naturally,

we started dating.

It was destiny.

Mmm...

Oh, how romantic.

Hey, you two

want some meat?

Uh...

Maybe later, sweetie.

Ok.

[Kissing loudly]

If you don't

eat meat around here,

people look at you as if

you're some kind of foreigner.

Oh, sorry.

Here I am giving makeovers

at an old folks' home.

Oh, and this is me

winning the beef pageant.

Oh, and this is me

and a little

humane society puppy

that totally puked

all over my new suede jacket

I swear, I wanted to put

that damn dog in the microwave.

In America,

if you want to be famous,

you have to care

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