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then you sold them online.

Because I was very,

very upset.

Are you trying to

decapitate me?

Jealous of my skills?

Oh yeah. I am just heartbroken

over you skills.

Seriously, Sinbad.

You could have been the greatest

archeological professor in the world.

Now you're just a

lousy thief.

I prefer the term

undercover entrepreneur.

Oh really?

Then how come you can't do

any better than selling

buried treasure to old

crone Lyta downtown, huh?

At least I'm honest

about who I am.

Well.

He did put you

in the book.

See.

"Special thanks to

Sinbad Siridad."

Really?

I want to help you start over.

Why?

Because if you really wanted to

be a criminal,

then I wouldn't still be

in love with you.

Okay.

Here's my "special thanks."

And then out of nowhere,

this cyclops comes running...

He wasn't a cyclops.

It was a bloody cyclops.

Just because a guy wears an eye patch

- doesn't make him a "cyclops."

- I bet he was born with one eye.

Well, you only

have one ball.

Sinbad and his bad jokes. Remember buddy,

I own half the deed on this mine.

- I know.

- So we set sail tomorrow.

Alright, well we have a 90 foot

schooner.

It's a traditional Turkish motor

sailer with a transform stern.

Technically, it's a 35 foot fishing

boat with an off board motor.

Do we have a crew?

Are we just gonna go with those

dudes you found on Craigslist?

You know they

work cheap.

Sebastian?

As long as you're on board,

I'm fine.

Wait. So you're going to

trust a deaf guy over me?

Any day. No one's more

trustworthy than a man

who can't hear anything.

- Was that even sign language?

- Nah.

Sebastian reads lips.

- I was just trying to look smart.

- Hmm.

See you tomorrow.

The rest of you, godspeed

and wadaeaan.

Wadaeaan?

I'm embracing my culture.

So now you're embracing

your culture?

Help me pack up the rest of this

stuff. Just the essentials.

Hmm.

See you on the boat,

baby.

Really?

What?

I thought we were gonna,

explore the women of the world

and screw the seven seas.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean,

still gonna do that.

With your girlfriend

around?

Nah. Well, you know, she...

she's like...

You bought her a flower.

You're in love.

I'm...

I'm not in love.

You are hopelessly devoted.

No. I'm just...

yeah. Yeah.

I'm in love.

But she's coming with us,

alright?

It's my boat, too. So do you

have a problem with that?

No.

Very chivalrous

of you.

I'm going to take

a shower.

She's a lucky lady, Nicky boy!

Yeah. Yeah.

May we come in?

Nick!

Get out of the shower.

Now.

The Heart of Medusa.

We know you stole it.

What?

Remember Cyclops and the

Russian guy we met at the cave?

Yeah?

I think they sent Charlie's pissed

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