Simon Page #2
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- 2004
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to "Save the Apes"and a cat boat.
He made ten times that...
but claimed unemployment benefits
like the best.
Look, I pump loads into the economy.
I'm a big-time consumer.
Why can't I benefit from the
voodoo economy?
If I wasn't on the dole, they'd
question my income, and I'd be screwed.
You and the economy don't want that.
So clamp it.
We drove down the shoulder, sir.
Did We?
Aren't you in the Village People?
Where are the Indian
and the Leather Boy?
They'll send you a bill
for the ticket I'm writing.
Really?
Not bad for such a sh*t band.
In 1988, Simon was feeling
better than ever.
Holland were champions and he was
King of Amsterdam and the beaches.
The little girl's five and a half now.
Joy's her name. Pure joy.
She stayed on after I broke up
with my Thai lady.
She was expecting
the second:
Nelson.After that guy in jail in South Africa.
I think it's better if they grow up
as Thai. "Thai" means free.
Chillin' by the palms.
Sun and fresh air.
Little monkeys in the trees. Great, man.
Why did you and
your lady - or wife - split up?
Simon!
Rumble time...
Sh*t... take this.
They often shed the fancy watches
and stormed off...
It was in their make-up.
Studying was out of my make-up.
It was hard enough to retire to
my room with a book on teeth.
Life was discovered at play.
People just aren't made
for cold climates.
Otherwise we wouldn't need
winter clothes.
Look around...
everyone's sick and faint.
Do Camiel.
He's a walking Quasimodo anyway...
If you moan, I'm outta here.
You got a real Jew face.
You are Jewish, right? Me, too.
Cohen's my name, after all.
But you could've invented
a Jew-ponim like yours.
But I'm not a practicing Jew.
- What's that?
- He doesn't practice!
What would you practice?
Building a tower?
How can you be proud of
what you didn't control?
There are really nice things
about Judaism.
Personal responsibility.
God isn't on a cloud,
He's your conscience.
Don't talk sh*t, man!
Any organized religion is wrong.
Gimme a break.
Goddamn.
32 sets at 15 kilos.
Goddamn.
- Mind your eye doesn't pop out!
- Watch it.
Know why she has a glass eye?
A Turk once came in her eye
and it got all infected.
- He was Tunisian.
- Turkish, Simon.
- Tunisian!
- He was a Turk.
No, we only say he was a Turk
'cos it sounds cooler. He was Tunisian.
Wanna bet? Five-hundred skins.
You're on. You're so gonna pay.
Hey! Cyclops!
Your eye guy was Tunisian, right?
Yeah, a Tunisian.
In Djerba.
In some Kraut's 4x4.
Pay up, Pops.
Later, ok?
These men took some getting used to.
And the women were even less familiar.
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