Silent Night Page #2
I can do to ease your pain,
anything at all...
I'm going to be late.
You want me
to pour you a coffee?
No, it's okay. I got it.
- What are you reading?
- A survey.
It says that Christmas
makes people crazy.
They think it's the short days.
Or maybe it's "Jingle Bells"
- Sheriff's out,
scouting the parade route
for suspicious packages.
And where is Giles?
Late, as always.
So you hear about Jordan disappearing?
He flew the coop.
Yes, that is why
I'm here today.
I mean, he couldn't have waited
until after Christmas?
Rumor is there's a girl.
They're eloping to Milwaukee.
Okay.
Of course they are.
Can you think of a nine-letter word
for a six-sided item?
For my crossword?
I'll Google it.
to figure it out yourself.
So why are you asking me?
It is just so nice of you
to show up, Giles.
Don't tell me... I missed a bank heist
and an alien invasion.
If I can manage to put on my makeup,
blow-dry my hair and get here on time...
The truth is,
I had to stop at the store
and get something
for you ladies.
Christmas presents
from you? Really?
Don't rush me. Form a line.
Oh, after you've been kissing
the sheriff's a**hole, you're gonna-
Oh, God.
No, thank you.
Sheriff's Department. Yes.
Ma'am?
I see.
We'll send someone right over.
You know that traveling Santa,
the one in the square?
- Yeah. What's up?
- Well, seems he's been making kids cry.
- What? How?
- Maybe he got a boner.
Kids are squirming
in his lap all day.
It's bound to happen
sooner or later.
Has anyone ever done
a background check on you, seriously?
I'll just take this one
on my own.
What did I say?
- Hey.
- Hello.
- Hi there.
- How are you?
Fine, thank you.
- Aubrey, Merry Christmas.
- Hi, Merry Christmas.
Hi.
Looks great. Good job.
Happy holidays.
Merry Christmas.
So what's your name, partner?
- It's Timmy.
- Timmy.
Well, to be honest, Timmy,
I don't think you deserve
anything this year.
I'm joking.
You're gonna get everything
on your Christmas list,
but if the presents aren't
under the tree tomorrow,
you know what happened, right?
Well, see, your parents took 'em
and they put 'em on eBay.
That's right.
Never trust your parents.
And that's all I'm gonna say
on the matter,
lest I get in trouble
with the police.
See, they send people
to check on me
to make sure I'm not telling kids
the truth about their parents.
So don't go snitching on me.
Santa'-s little secret, right?
Shake.
All right, superstar.
Now scoot.
Santa sucks.
What can I do for you?
- I'm Deputy Bradimore.
- I'm Santa... Santa Claus.
Do you go by any other names?
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