Shut Up and Kiss Me Page #2
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- 2010
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Oh, when you left,
rememberl was dating Roy?
Roy?
Yeah, you remember--
my build, the brown hair,
the website designer
Oh, Roy, yeah.
So we're dating
for about a month,
and then he had to go
on this business trip to Thailand,
so the whole time he's there,
he's calling me,
sending me e-mails, postcards,
telling me
how much he misses me.
"Benny, I can't wait
to come back home."
So he comes back
to the States, and then...
I got to tell you...
While I was in Thailand,
they're so much deeper
and more spiritual
then white men.
So I can't date you anymore.
You can't?
Well, you're white...
and shallow.
to be friends.
[Ben]
There was Shane.
Flex your biceps for me?
Can I what?
Flex for me, baby.
[panting]
Seriously?
Yeah, it'll really turn me on.
I-- yeah I guess.
Oh, man...
that's so hot.
Oh, my God.
Oh.
Oh!
Oh, my God.
[moaning]
[panting]
Are you f***ing
kidding me?
No, that was so hot.
Ijust shot my load.
You didn't even touch
yourself.
I know, right?
I'm really into muscle worship.
Yeah, that's great for you,
but what about me?
Oh, well...
you can still f*** me.
Um, I d0n'tthinkl have
any lube, though.
Hold on a second.
Ic0uldn't find any lube,
but I found some shampoo
thatl rubbed in my ass.
I think it'll be totally fine.
Um, I don't think so.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God, the shampoo
Oh, my god.
Oh, my God.
F***, that burns.
[water running]
[Sighs]
Hello?
[Ben]
Then there was Tom.
We were dating for a few weeks,
and he told me...
I haven't had sex
since my ex boyfriend
ran out on me
eight months ago.
I'm sorry.
But I'm negative.
Here's my paperwork.
Um, I'm negative, too.
around with you?
I don't mean to be forward,
but since we're both negative
and I haven't had sex
in eight months,
could we have sex right now?
Tom, if you haven't had sex
in eight months,
why the hell is there
a used condom on the floor?
Yeah, eight months.
Did you touch it?
It's dry as a bone.
Go on, touch it.
Hold on to it.
[chuckles]
I'm not gonna play CSI
with your used condom.
You know what?
I betl know what happened.
in from outside,
didn't you?
Bad dog!
You think your dog
dragged that in?
Wait.
[laughs]
I lied.
I had sex a week ago.
Tom, I was here a week ago.
0kaY---
two days ago.
I was here last night.
Okay, two hours ago.
Oh, sick.
Wait, what are you
talking about?
Condom?
I don't see any condom.
Good dog, Butchie Wutchie.
Can we have sex now?
Oh my God,
the dog ate the condom?
Oh, that is so f***ing gross.
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