Shut Up and Kiss Me

Synopsis: A modern day take on the trials and tribulations of dating. We follow Ben as he faces the world of dating as a 35 year old who is looking for more then sex. After testing out different routes and adventures, he stumbles across Grey. The chemistry between the two is instant, but what happens when you meet someone who doesn't share the same beliefs about relationships that you do? This funny and touching film touches on relevant topics in today's society including sexual monogamy, Serodiscordant relationships and can someone really have it all? Written by Ronnie Kerr, this film is an autobiographical look at his life.
Genre: Comedy, Romance
Director(s): Devin Hamilton
Production: Kerrdog Productions
78 min

I'm a commitment-phobe

when it's not true.

But, it is true.

It's not true.

Yes, it is.

Callie, tell them

its not true.


Dude, let's be honest, Ben.

You can't even commit

to keeping your furniture

in the same spot.

That's ridiculous.

Uh, no, not in the slightest,


because every time we come

to your apartment,

the furniture's been moved.

You rearranged it.

Yeah, its nice.

This is feng shui.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, you rearranged it again.

It's nice.

Yeah, this is

for ergonomic reasons.


[clucks tongue]

Are you kidding me?

Now, this is nice.

Yeah, I saw this on HGW

Okay, that probably

wasn't the best example.

Aw, honey.

Okay, these are really cute

tidbits of information,

and I want to put

rusty forks in my eyes,

so why don't wejust,

you kn0w--

I've got deadlines,

and I have to make

six other tapes here,

so we don'twejustskip

your friends,

and you could just tell us

who you are,

where you're from,

and what you like, okay, Ben?

Oh, 0h, butl wanted--

Girl, you are so done. Thank you.

Okay, yeah.

And you, please, just go.

Let's get a step on it.


'Cause I've got a camel toe

and a yeast infection.

I gotta get out of here, 'kay?

Hi, my name is Ben.

I'm 35.

I'm originally

from New Jersey.

I'm single.

I like camping.

I'm more of a dog person,

enjoy comic books.

I'm looking for another guy

like myself,

and if any of sounds

appealing to you,

please respond to my ad.

Thank you.

All rig ht. See, that is something

I can work with.

Thank you.

You have any Monistat around?


What is going on with you?

What ever happened with that video

dating thing you were doing?

No, I cancelled that so fast.

I mean, I guess I met some

interesting guys from there,

but mostly just losers.

Let's see.

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Ronnie Kerr

Ronnie Kerr (born Ronald George Smith III, 30 March 1974) is an American actor, best known for playing the role of Romeo in The Army Show and the movie Shut up and Kiss Me in 2010. He has also starred in many other films and been as a personal trainer to several celebrity clients. His first TV role was in NYPD Blue in 2001 which led to other film and TV roles. more…

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