Shrek the Third Page #3

has feelings for a woman...

...a powerful urge sweeps over him.

I know how it happened.

I just can't believe it.

How does it happen?

And the cat's in the cradle

and the silver spoon

Little Boy Blue and the Man in the Moon

When you coming home, son?

I don't know when

But we'll get together then, Dad.

Donkey! Can you just cut to the part

where you're supposed

to make me feel better?

You know I love Fiona, boss. Right?

What I am talking about

is you, me, my cousin's boat...

...an ice cold pitcher of mojitos

and two weeks of nothing but fishing.

Don't listen to him!

Having a baby

isn't going to ruin your life.

It's not my life I'm worried

about ruining, it's the kid's.

When have you ever heard the phrase

"as sweet as an ogre"...

...or "as nurturing as an ogre"...

...or "You'll love

my dad. He's a real ogre."

Okay. I get it.

It's not going to be easy.

But you got us to help you.

That's true.

I'm doomed.

You'll be fine.

You're finished.

Uh, with yourjourney.

"Wor-ces-ters-shiree"?

Now that sounds fancy!

It's Worcestershire.

Like the sauce?

It's spicy!

They must be expecting us.

What in the shista-shire

kind of place is this?

Well, my stomach aches and my palms

just got sweaty. Must be a high school.

High school?

Ready? Okay!

Wherefore art thou headed, to the top?

Yeah, we think so, we think so! And

dost thou thinkest thine can be stopped?

Nay, we thinkst not, we thinkst not!

All right, Mr. Percival,

ease up on the reins.

For lo, bro, don't burn

all my frankincense and myrrh.

I'm feeling nauseous from memories

of wedgies and swirlies!

How did you receive wedgies when you are

clearly not the wearer of underpants?

Let's just say some things

are better left unsaid.

So I was all like, "I'd rather get

the black plague than go out with you."

- Oh, totally.

- Pardon me.

- Totally ew-eth.

- Yeah, totally.

I just altered my character level

to +3 superb-ability.

Hi. We're looking for someone named...

Who rolled a +9 dork spell and

summoned the beast and his quadruped?

I know you're busy not fitting in, but

can you tell me where I can find Arthur?

He's over there.

There is no sweeter taste

on thy tongue than victory!

Strong, handsome, face of a leader.

Does Arthur look like a king or what?

Sorry.

Did you say you were looking for Arthur?

That information is

on a need-to-know basis.

It's top secret!

Now, gentlemen, let's away.

To the showers!

Greetings, Your Majesty.

This is your lucky day.

What are you supposed to be?

Some kind of giant mutant leprechaun

or something?

Giant mutant... You made a funny.

Unhand me, monster!

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