Shrek the Musical Page #2
- TV-G
- Year:
- 2013
- 130 min
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It blows
It blows
This is worse than that time
I caught Dutch elm disease in Tijuana!
Story of my life
All the wasted prayers
All the broken dreams
All the broken chairs
All the damage done
All the busted beds
- All the shattered bowls
- And the porridge on our heads
That's the story of my life, yes, sir
That's the story
of my life, oy vey!
That's the story of my
Life
What are you doing in my swamp?
Oh, gosh!
Well, we were forced to come here.
- Forced? By who?
- Lord Farquaad!
He huffed und he puffed
und he signed an eviction notice.
Oh, really?!
Well, not my problem.
Now you all need to turn around
and go back where you came from.
Go back? We can't go back!
Farquaad will turn us
into bratwurst!
Oh! The guy's bad news.
Hey, maybe
you could talking to him, huh?
Yeah, he'd listen to you!
You're big and scary.
I'm also an ogre,
which means I stay on my swamp
Or haven't you read the stories?
Ha! You mean those stories that say
that I'm a big, bad wolf?
- Oh yeah! That's so funny!
- Hey...
And the ones that say
I'm a wicked witch?
Or... Or the ones that say
that I'm a "wooden boy. "
What? I'm not a wooden boy.
I have a glandular condition.
Look here, ogre,
I'm gonna spell it out for you.
We don't want us here
any more than you do.
But you are the only one
to that no-good flimflammer Farquaad.
Tough enough?
You don't even know me!
I always dreamed
I'd get a happy ending
It was foretold in my horoscope
Can't you help us out
with an "ever after"?
Can't you see
that you're our only hope?
- No.
- You're our only hope
- Hope
- You're our only hope
H-O-P-E
Hope
You're our only hope
Esperanza
- You're our only...
- OK, fine, I get it!
Attention, all fairy-tale things!
Your welcome is officially worn out!
I'm gonna go see this
Farquaad guy right now,
and get you all off my land
and back where you came from!
Time to say goodbye
Time to say farewell
Time for you to fly
It's been really swell!
Gosh, I'm gonna cry
Time to say goodbye
I'll be right back.
- Time to say vamoose
- Don't get comfortable!
- Ogre on the loose
- And don't touch my...
Time to say goodbye
Don't die!
It's my swamp.
I'm going to your house and breaking...
Whoa!
Somebody stop that donkey!
Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
- Hey, how you doin'?
- I hear him over here!
Oh, no!
- It's hideous!
- Oh, that's not very nice.
It's just a donkey.
- Step aside, ogre, and let us at him.
- Why? What did he do?
I don't wanna die!
I don't wanna die!
He's a talking donkey.
A freak of nature.
As are you, you unsavory beast.
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