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Synopsis: Make room for ogre-sized family fun as the greatest fairy tale never told comes to life in a whole new way in this breathtaking Broadway musical adaptation of the hit movie Shrek!
Director(s): Michael John Warren
Production: Twentieth Century Fox Home Entertainment
 
IMDB:
7.1
TV-G
Year:
2013
130 min
16,884 Views


It blows

It blows

This is worse than that time

I caught Dutch elm disease in Tijuana!

Story of my life

All the wasted prayers

All the broken dreams

All the broken chairs

All the damage done

All the busted beds

- All the shattered bowls

- And the porridge on our heads

That's the story of my life, yes, sir

That's the story

of my life, oy vey!

That's the story of my

Life

What are you doing in my swamp?

Oh, gosh!

Well, we were forced to come here.

- Forced? By who?

- Lord Farquaad!

He huffed und he puffed

und he signed an eviction notice.

Oh, really?!

Well, not my problem.

Now you all need to turn around

and go back where you came from.

Go back? We can't go back!

Farquaad will turn us

into bratwurst!

Oh! The guy's bad news.

Hey, maybe

you could talking to him, huh?

Yeah, he'd listen to you!

You're big and scary.

I'm also an ogre,

which means I stay on my swamp

and avoid large crowds.

Or haven't you read the stories?

Ha! You mean those stories that say

that I'm a big, bad wolf?

- Oh yeah! That's so funny!

- Hey...

And the ones that say

I'm a wicked witch?

Or... Or the ones that say

that I'm a "wooden boy. "

What? I'm not a wooden boy.

I have a glandular condition.

Look here, ogre,

I'm gonna spell it out for you.

We don't want us here

any more than you do.

But you are the only one

tough enough to stand up

to that no-good flimflammer Farquaad.

Tough enough?

You don't even know me!

I always dreamed

I'd get a happy ending

It was foretold in my horoscope

Can't you help us out

with an "ever after"?

Can't you see

that you're our only hope?

- No.

- You're our only hope

- Hope

- You're our only hope

H-O-P-E

Hope

You're our only hope

Esperanza

- You're our only...

- OK, fine, I get it!

Attention, all fairy-tale things!

Your welcome is officially worn out!

I'm gonna go see this

Farquaad guy right now,

and get you all off my land

and back where you came from!

Time to say goodbye

Time to say farewell

Time for you to fly

It's been really swell!

Gosh, I'm gonna cry

Time to say goodbye

I'll be right back.

- Time to say vamoose

- Don't get comfortable!

- Ogre on the loose

- And don't touch my...

Time to say goodbye

Don't die!

It's my swamp.

I'm going to your house and breaking...

Whoa!

Somebody stop that donkey!

Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!

- Hey, how you doin'?

- I hear him over here!

Help a donkey out, would you?

Oh, no!

- It's hideous!

- Oh, that's not very nice.

It's just a donkey.

- Step aside, ogre, and let us at him.

- Why? What did he do?

I don't wanna die!

I don't wanna die!

He's a talking donkey.

A freak of nature.

As are you, you unsavory beast.

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