Shrek Forever After: The Final Chapter Page #2

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- Well, you didn't share the croissants!

- Everything's gonna be OK.

- Shrek, what's going on?

- Come on, Shrek, your fans are waiting!

- Do the roar.

We need the cake!

Cake! Cake! Cake!

I love you, Daddy.

Everybody, I have found another cake!

Shrek? Are you OK?

- Unbelievable.

- Tell me about it! Those villagers...

I'm not talking about the villagers,

Shrek. I'm talking about you.

Is this really how you want

to remember the kids' first birthday?

- Oh, great. So this is all my fault?

- Yes. But you know what?

Let's talk about this

after the party, at home.

You mean that roadside

attraction we live in?

Step right up! See the dancing ogre!

Don't worry! He won't bite!

I used to be an ogre.

Now I'm just a jolly green joke!

OK, OK, maybe you're not

the ogre you used to be.

But maybe that's not such a bad thing.

I wouldn't expect you to understand.

It's not like you're a real ogre.

You spent half your life in a palace.

And the other half

locked away in a tower.

Look, all I want is for things to go

back to the way they used to be!

Back when villagers were afraid of me,

and I could take a mud bath in peace.

When I could do what I wanted,

when I wanted to do it!

Back when the world made sense!

You mean back before you

rescued me from the Dragon's Keep?

Exactly!

Shrek, you have

three beautiful children,

a wife who loves you,

friends who adore you.

You have everything.

Why is it the only person

who can't see that is you?

That's just great.

If she thinks I'm gonna

slink back there and apologize,

she's got another thing coming.

She's not the boss of me.

I'm an ogre and I'm not gonna apologize

for acting like one.

Help, please!

Someone, anyone at all, help me!

Please, help!

Please, help!

I'm stuck! Help!

Oh, please, help!

Someone, anyone! Help me!

The pain! I can see

a bright light. A tunnel!

Grandma? Is that you?

Yeah, it's me, Granny.

An ogre! Please, Mr. Ogre,

please don't eat me!

I'm not gonna eat you.

But you are an ogre... Aren't you?

Yeah, well, I... I used to be.

Look, move out or get crushed.

So you're not gonna eat me?

No, thanks. I already had a big bowl

of curly-toed weirdo for breakfast.

Wait up! What's your rush?

Where you going?

Nowhere.

What a coincidence!

I was just heading that way myself.

But, seriously,

let me give you a ride. I insist.

Come on. It's the least I can do

after all you've done for me.

I got a hot rat cooking.

All right! Can I interest you

in a mudslide? Slug and tonic?

A liquid libation

to ease that frustration?

- Eyeball-tini?

- Well, maybe just one.

So the centaur says,

"That's not the half I'm talking about. "

I gotta say, Shrek, I envy you.

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