Shrek Forever After: The Final Chapter Page #4

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Oh, no.

My home.

Fiona!

Fiona! Are you in there?!

All right, Rumpel!

This wasn't part of the deal!

Rumpel!

Ogre!

We've got another one, ladies! Get him!

Who are you?!

What are you doing in my swamp?

Looks like a troublemaker!

Spread 'em!

Nice job, ladies!

You witches are making a big mistake!

I know my rights!

You have the right to shut your mouth!

Donkey, stop with the singing, will you?

Donkey!

Donkey, where am I? What's happening?

Quiet down there! Oh, I hate this song.

I'm driving,

so I'm in charge of the music.

Will you witches make up your mind?

Donkey? What's going on?

Do you know where Fiona is?

Quiet, ogre! You're gonna get me

in trouble and I need this job.

I am not going back to work

for Old MacDonald.

Tell me to E-I-E-I-O.

"E-I-E-I-No!" That's what I said.

Where are my babies?

And where's your wife, Dragon?

Look, I think you have me confused

with some other talking donkey.

I've never seen you before in my life.

Never seen me before?

Come on, Donkey!

And how do you

know my name anyway?

It's me, Shrek. Your best friend?

A donkey and an ogre friends?

That's the most

ridiculous thing I ever heard!

Can you at least tell me

where they're taking me?

To the same place they take

every ogre. To Rumpelstiltskin.

- Stiltskin!

- I said quiet!

Oh, no.

It's time to crumble!

Place your bets!

Place your bets! We start tout de suite!

Yeah!

Gingy?

Gingy snap!

There's one!

Disgusting, filthy ogre!

Hideous monster!

Filthy, filthy creature!

Disgusting creature!

Move it!

Don't worry, Donkey.

I'll get us our lives back.

Yeah, right. Put a little mustard

on mine, Captain Crazy!

Mr. Stiltskin?

You got another customer.

- Wolfie!

- Yes, Mr. Stiltskin.

Bring me my business wig.

Mr. Stiltskin, please!

- OK, go.

- Please make me a real boy!

Go away! Terms are

in the details, balsa boy.

Sayonara, termites! Hello, acne!

Stiltskin!

Shrek!

There he is!

So close!

Have I been waiting for you!

Ladies, this is the guy

that made all of this possible!

So, tell me, how are you

enjoying your day?

All right, Rumpel, what's going on?

What have you done?

No, Shrek, it's not what I've done.

It's what you've done.

Thanks to you, the King and Queen

signed their kingdom over to me.

They would never do that.

They would if I promised them

all their problems would disappear.

And then they disappeared!

They would have done anything

if they thought it would

end their daughter's curse.

I ended Fiona's curse!

How could you when you never existed?

You better start making sense,

you dirty little man!

Here, let me spell it out for you!

You gave me a day from your past,

a day you couldn't even remember.

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