Shrek 2 Page #3
- Excuse me.
Better out than in,
l always say, eh, Fiona?
That's good.
l guess not.
What do you mean, ''not on the list''?
Don't tell me you don't know who l am.
What do you mean, ''not on the list''?
Don't tell me you don't know who l am.
What's happening, everybody?
Thanks for waiting.
- l had the hardest time finding this place.
- No! No! Bad donkey! Bad! Down!
No, Dad! lt's all right.
lt's all right. He's with us.
- He helped rescue me from the dragon.
- That's me:
the noble steed.Waiter!
How 'bout a bowl for the steed?
Oh, boy.
- Um, Shrek?
- Yeah?
Oh, sorry!
Great soup, Mrs Q.
Mmm!
No, no. Darling.
Oh!
So, Fiona, tell us
about where you live.
Well...
Shrek owns his own land.
- Don't you, honey?
- Oh, yes!
lt's in an enchanted forest
abundant in squirrels
and cute little duckies and...
What?
l know you ain't
talking about the swamp.
An ogre from a swamp.
Oh! How original.
l suppose that would be a fine place
to raise the children.
lt's a bit early to be
thinking about that, isn't it?
- lndeed. l just started eating.
- Harold!
- What's that supposed to mean?
- Dad. lt's great, OK?
- For his type, yes.
- My type?
l got to go to the bathroom.
- Dinner is served!
- Never mind. l can hold it.
Bon appetit!
Oh, Mexican food!
My favorite.
Let's not sit here with our tummies
rumbling. Everybody dig in.
Don't mind if l do, Lillian.
l suppose any grandchildren
l could expect from you would be...
Ogres, yes!
Not that there's anything wrong with that.
Right, Harold?
Oh, no! No! Of course, not!
That is, assuming you don't
eat your own young!
Dad!
No, we usually prefer the ones
who've been locked away in a tower!
- Shrek, please!
- l only did that because l love her.
Aye, day care
or dragon-guarded castle.
You wouldn't understand.
You're not her father!
lt's so nice to have the family
together for dinner.
- Harold!
- Shrek!
- Fiona!
- Fiona!
- Mom!
- Harold...
Donkey!
Your fallen tears have called to me
So, here comes my sweet remedy
I know what every princess needs
For her to live life happily...
Oh, my dear.
Oh, look at you.
You're all grown up.
- Who are you?
- Oh, sweet pea!
l'm your fairy godmother.
- l have a fairy godmother?
- Shush, shush.
Now, don't worry.
l'm here to make it all better.
With just a...
Wave of my magic wand
Your troubles will soon be gone
With a flick of the wrist and just a flash
You'll land a prince with a ton of cash
A high-priced dress
made by mice no less
And no more stress
Your worries will vanish,
your soul will cleanse
Confide in your very own
furniture friends
We'll help you set a new fashion trend
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