Shrek 2 Page #3

Synopsis: Shrek has rescued Princess Fiona, got married, and now is time to meet the parents. Shrek, Fiona, and Donkey set off to Far, Far Away to meet Fiona's mother and father. But not everyone is happy. Shrek and the King find it hard to get along, and there's tension in the marriage. It's not just the family who are unhappy. Prince Charming returns from a failed attempt at rescuing Fiona, and works alongside his mother, the Fairy Godmother, to try and find a way to get Shrek away from Fiona.
Production: DreamWorks SKG
  Nominated for 2 Oscars. Another 18 wins & 50 nominations.
 
IMDB:
7.2
Metacritic:
75
Rotten Tomatoes:
88%
PG
Year:
2004
93 min
$436,471,036
Website
82,301 Views


- Excuse me.

Better out than in,

l always say, eh, Fiona?

That's good.

l guess not.

What do you mean, ''not on the list''?

Don't tell me you don't know who l am.

What do you mean, ''not on the list''?

Don't tell me you don't know who l am.

What's happening, everybody?

Thanks for waiting.

- l had the hardest time finding this place.

- No! No! Bad donkey! Bad! Down!

No, Dad! lt's all right.

lt's all right. He's with us.

- He helped rescue me from the dragon.

- That's me:
the noble steed.

Waiter!

How 'bout a bowl for the steed?

Oh, boy.

- Um, Shrek?

- Yeah?

Oh, sorry!

Great soup, Mrs Q.

Mmm!

No, no. Darling.

Oh!

So, Fiona, tell us

about where you live.

Well...

Shrek owns his own land.

- Don't you, honey?

- Oh, yes!

lt's in an enchanted forest

abundant in squirrels

and cute little duckies and...

What?

l know you ain't

talking about the swamp.

An ogre from a swamp.

Oh! How original.

l suppose that would be a fine place

to raise the children.

lt's a bit early to be

thinking about that, isn't it?

- lndeed. l just started eating.

- Harold!

- What's that supposed to mean?

- Dad. lt's great, OK?

- For his type, yes.

- My type?

l got to go to the bathroom.

- Dinner is served!

- Never mind. l can hold it.

Bon appetit!

Oh, Mexican food!

My favorite.

Let's not sit here with our tummies

rumbling. Everybody dig in.

Don't mind if l do, Lillian.

l suppose any grandchildren

l could expect from you would be...

Ogres, yes!

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

Right, Harold?

Oh, no! No! Of course, not!

That is, assuming you don't

eat your own young!

Dad!

No, we usually prefer the ones

who've been locked away in a tower!

- Shrek, please!

- l only did that because l love her.

Aye, day care

or dragon-guarded castle.

You wouldn't understand.

You're not her father!

lt's so nice to have the family

together for dinner.

- Harold!

- Shrek!

- Fiona!

- Fiona!

- Mom!

- Harold...

Donkey!

Your fallen tears have called to me

So, here comes my sweet remedy

I know what every princess needs

For her to live life happily...

Oh, my dear.

Oh, look at you.

You're all grown up.

- Who are you?

- Oh, sweet pea!

l'm your fairy godmother.

- l have a fairy godmother?

- Shush, shush.

Now, don't worry.

l'm here to make it all better.

With just a...

Wave of my magic wand

Your troubles will soon be gone

With a flick of the wrist and just a flash

You'll land a prince with a ton of cash

A high-priced dress

made by mice no less

Some crystal glass pumps

And no more stress

Your worries will vanish,

your soul will cleanse

Confide in your very own

furniture friends

We'll help you set a new fashion trend

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Ted Elliott

Ted Elliott (born July 4, 1961) is an American screenwriter. Along with his writing partner Terry Rossio, Elliott has written some of the most successful American films of the past 30 years, including Aladdin, Shrek and the Pirates of the Caribbean series. In 2004, he was elected to the Board of Directors of the Writers Guild of America; his term on the board ended in 2006. more…

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