Shotgun Wedding Page #2

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Messy! Messy.

Rosemary was so beautiful

and smart.

There was no way

he could fall any more

in love with her...

than I already have.

- [ All Exclaiming ]

- [ Man Muttering ]

Robbie, after you

brought her home

that first time,

four years ago,

the very next day,

I baked a wedding cake.

[ Man Chuckles ]

Yes!

From scratch.

And I have it here

right now.

- [ Mouths Word ]

- Here we go.

- [ Man #1 ]

Uh, no.

- [ Chattering ]

[ Man #2 ]

Ay, yi, yi, yi, yi.

- [ Woman Groans ]

- [ Man #3 ]

Nice.

[ Maid Of Honor ]

Ooh, a vet. I don't know how

you keep your figure so slim.

[ Rosemary ]

StairMaster. Old school.

[ Chattering Continues ]

Anyway. You having

a good time?

Oh, man.

Thank you so much.

It's--

Of course. Of course.

Look at this.

Hey, listen. Why don't you kids

go out, have a good time.

Okay.

Gonna stay here

and clean up.

All right.

The first round will be

on the father of the groom,

Hank Fletcher.

- [ Spits ]

- Oh!

[ Chuckles ]

No, no. I'm just

messing with you, Hank.

No, no, no.

[ Mother ]

Hank?

First round is on me.

Are you sure?

And then you freeloaders

are on your own, okay?

[ Chuckles ]

Now just, uh,

don't get in trouble, okay?

Of course.

We want to stay

out of the papers,

don't we, honey?

[ Rock On Speakers ]

[ Man ]

Last cameraman standing.

- What, are you going home?

- All right, ladies.

Here we go.

Leave these boys

to their revelry.

I want to stay

and revel too.

Ooh! Can we do shots?

Keep an eye on these guys

for me, okay?

[ Song Changes ]

To this guy.

[ Maid Of Honor ]

To him!

[ Man ]

Raise it up, raise it up,

raise it up

He's not that good.

- [ Continues, Indistinct ]

- [ All ]

Yay!

We made it.

Last stop.

What is the damage,

my friend?

Sixty-five.

- [ Ted ] Sixty-five.

- Could the judge live any

farther from civilization?

[ Maid Of Honor ]

Hey, guys!

Hey, hey!

Wait for me!

We're down to Pensee.

[ Chuckling ]

Hey, did everybody see

my pearl necklace?

My daddy bought it for me.

[ All Shushing ]

Where are we going?

[ Rock On Stereo ]

I love you.

They love each other.

[ Chuckles ]

Stop it!

[ Pensee Laughs ]

Camera guy!

Listen! Listen!

This is where we live.

You'll see Mika

with our camera.

She can see us.

Look at this. Hello!

Oh!

Aim for the rim.

Aim for the rim.

[ All Cheering ]

Pretty hungry--

Hey!

You guys ever feel

like every day is, like--

Like every day is like

trying to get...

a f***in' cashew

in the hat.

[ All Chanting ]

Vows! Vows! Vows! Vows! Vows!

"I, Robert,

take you, Rosemary,

to be

my lawfully wedded wife,

in sickness and in health,

in richness and in poorness--

hopefully more richness

than poorness"--

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