Short and Curlies, The Page #3
- Year:
- 1987
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I don't know why.
Is it? A couple of aspirins and
a hot-water bottle normally helps.
- I can't take analgesics.
- Can't you?
- I've got a very sensitive stomach.
- Have you?
I've been feeling very depressed
all round.
- That's right.
- Listless.
Definitely not 100 per cent.
No?
Oh, hang on, Joy.
Here's a nice young man.
- Are those for me?
- I just come to see Joy.
- Oh, did you? Look, Joy.
- All right?
- What do you want?
- Knock, knock.
Who's there?
- Isobel.
- Isobel who?
Is the bell not working?
I've been ringing it for ages.
That makes me laugh. Oh, I want
to take him home with me, Joy.
And he's brought you
gorgeous flowers, look.
Oh, no, I'm doing a favour
for my boss.
Oh, are you?
My dad said he didn't know what
happiness was until he married my mum.
Then it was too late.
You've always got a joke, ain't you?
I wouldn't be joking
if I wasn't being serious.
- I'm not forcing you.
- Oh, look.
I'm going to marry
the most beautiful girl in the world.
you'd like her.
Why do you have to spoil everything?
Take no notice.
I don't know what to do now.
I should give you a ring or something.
So I'll phone you later.
Now listen.
Listen to this, this is good.
/I'll sing you a song, it isn't very
/long, in fact it ends right here
That's it. It just finishes.
I'll bring that front bit back,
that'll give you a bit of height
and I'll sweep the sides round
and put that Fergie bow in the back.
- Won't she look gorgeous, Charlene?
- Yeah.
Are you having a professional
photographer?
Oh, yes, yes. At the church
and at the reception afterwards,
when we cut the cake.
- Oh, lovely.
- I couldn't sleep at all last night.
I woke up and I couldn't eat anything
'cause I thought I was gonna be sick.
I vomited the morning I got married.
I was carrying Charlene at the time.
Don't perch, Charlene,
sit properly in the seat.
- I keep telling her, Joy.
- I'm all right.
I'll put some conditioner on that,
make it nice and shiny.
- I'm gonna go home.
- Do you want the back washed?
- Yes.
- I'll put plenty of mousse on.
That'll hold it nice and firm.
I'll leave this bow here then, Betty.
Yes, that'll be safer.
Right.
That's right, sit down.
That's it, lovely.
- I'm getting a spot coming up.
- Oh, are you?
You want to get
Hide and Heal on that.
/I'll cover it up with make-up.
/You can't see it, can you?
/No, you can't see that, Joy. You
/won't see it on the photographs.
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