Short and Curlies, The Page #3

Year:
1987
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I don't know why.

Is it? A couple of aspirins and

a hot-water bottle normally helps.

- I can't take analgesics.

- Can't you?

- I've got a very sensitive stomach.

- Have you?

I've been feeling very depressed

all round.

- That's right.

- Listless.

Definitely not 100 per cent.

No?

Oh, hang on, Joy.

Here's a nice young man.

- Are those for me?

- I just come to see Joy.

- Oh, did you? Look, Joy.

- All right?

- What do you want?

- Knock, knock.

Who's there?

- Isobel.

- Isobel who?

Is the bell not working?

I've been ringing it for ages.

That makes me laugh. Oh, I want

to take him home with me, Joy.

And he's brought you

gorgeous flowers, look.

Oh, no, I'm doing a favour

for my boss.

Oh, are you?

My dad said he didn't know what

happiness was until he married my mum.

Then it was too late.

You've always got a joke, ain't you?

I wouldn't be joking

if I wasn't being serious.

- I'm not forcing you.

- Oh, look.

I'm going to marry

the most beautiful girl in the world.

I'll bring her round later,

you'd like her.

Why do you have to spoil everything?

Take no notice.

I don't know what to do now.

I should give you a ring or something.

So I'll phone you later.

Now listen.

Listen to this, this is good.

/I'll sing you a song, it isn't very

/long, in fact it ends right here

That's it. It just finishes.

I'll bring that front bit back,

that'll give you a bit of height

and I'll sweep the sides round

and put that Fergie bow in the back.

- Won't she look gorgeous, Charlene?

- Yeah.

Are you having a professional

photographer?

Oh, yes, yes. At the church

and at the reception afterwards,

when we cut the cake.

- Oh, lovely.

- I couldn't sleep at all last night.

I woke up and I couldn't eat anything

'cause I thought I was gonna be sick.

I vomited the morning I got married.

I was carrying Charlene at the time.

Don't perch, Charlene,

sit properly in the seat.

- I keep telling her, Joy.

- I'm all right.

I'll put some conditioner on that,

make it nice and shiny.

- I'm gonna go home.

- Do you want the back washed?

- Yes.

- I'll put plenty of mousse on.

That'll hold it nice and firm.

I'll leave this bow here then, Betty.

Yes, that'll be safer.

Right.

That's right, sit down.

I'll put the towel round you.

That's it, lovely.

- I'm getting a spot coming up.

- Oh, are you?

You want to get

Hide and Heal on that.

/I'll cover it up with make-up.

/You can't see it, can you?

/No, you can't see that, Joy. You

/won't see it on the photographs.

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Mike Leigh

Mike Leigh (born 20 February 1943) is an English writer and director of film and theatre. He studied at the Royal Academy of Dramatic Art (RADA) before honing his directing skills at East 15 Acting School and further at the Camberwell School of Art and the Central School of Art and Design. He began as a theatre director and playwright in the mid-1960s. In the 1970s and 1980s his career moved between theatre work and making films for BBC Television, many of which were characterised by a gritty "kitchen sink realism" style. His well-known films include the comedy-dramas Life is Sweet (1990) and Career Girls (1997), the Gilbert and Sullivan biographical film Topsy-Turvy (1999), and the bleak working-class drama All or Nothing (2002). His most notable works are the black comedy-drama Naked (1993), for which he won the Best Director Award at Cannes, the Oscar-nominated, BAFTA and Palme d'Or-winning drama Secrets & Lies (1996), the Golden Lion winning working-class drama Vera Drake (2004), and the Palme d'Or nominated biopic Mr. Turner (2014). Some of his notable stage plays include Smelling A Rat, It's A Great Big Shame, Greek Tragedy, Goose-Pimples, Ecstasy, and Abigail's Party.Leigh is known for his lengthy rehearsal and improvisation techniques with actors to build characters and narrative for his films. His purpose is to capture reality and present "emotional, subjective, intuitive, instinctive, vulnerable films." His aesthetic has been compared to the sensibility of the Japanese director Yasujirō Ozu. His films and stage plays, according to critic Michael Coveney, "comprise a distinctive, homogenous body of work which stands comparison with anyone's in the British theatre and cinema over the same period." Coveney further noted Leigh's role in helping to create stars – Liz Smith in Hard Labour, Alison Steadman in Abigail's Party, Brenda Blethyn in Grown-Ups, Antony Sher in Goose-Pimples, Gary Oldman and Tim Roth in Meantime, Jane Horrocks in Life is Sweet, David Thewlis in Naked—and remarked that the list of actors who have worked with him over the years—including Paul Jesson, Phil Daniels, Lindsay Duncan, Lesley Sharp, Kathy Burke, Stephen Rea, Julie Walters – "comprises an impressive, almost representative, nucleus of outstanding British acting talent." Ian Buruma, writing in The New York Review of Books in January 1994, noted: "It is hard to get on a London bus or listen to the people at the next table in a cafeteria without thinking of Mike Leigh. Like other wholly original artists, he has staked out his own territory. Leigh's London is as distinctive as Fellini's Rome or Ozu's Tokyo." more…

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