Short and Curlies, The Page #2
- Year:
- 1987
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- This is filthy.
- You're gonna tell it though.
- No, I wouldn't.
I wouldn't embarrass you.
Not in front of the fish.
What time's your mum and dad
getting back?
Midnight.
They're nice, your legs.
I like 'em. I do.
Didn't you meet nobody nice tonight,
Charlene? No?
- You should have a boyfriend.
- I don't want a boyfriend.
Course you do.
I know I do.
A man about the house.
- Didn't you talk to no boys tonight?
- No.
Well, you're shy, like your father.
Didn't nobody ask you to dance?
'Cause you were a gorgeous little girl,
Charlene.
You were a gorgeous baby
and you're gorgeous now.
I can't understand
how they're not queuing up for you.
- They were for me.
- And look what happened to you.
Your father was a gorgeous man,
Charlene Flack.
That was his mother turned him
against me.
- Like that, Joy?
- It's unusual.
Oh, I think it's very modern. You'll
be the belle of the ball, tonight.
- Are you courting, Joy?
- I have been seeing somebody.
Oh, have you? Is he lovely?
- He's quite tall.
- Is he?
- He's got blond hair and blue eyes.
- Lovely.
- Is he well built?
- He is actually, yeah.
- Manly?
- He's a very quiet type.
Don't say much.
He's serious.
Oh, he's gorgeous.
- I could go for a man like that.
- Which one now?
The dark one.
Do you like him, Charlene?
- He's all right.
- He's so clean, isn't he?
- Which one do you like the best?
- Neither of them.
- He's too fat.
Oh, no, that's not fat, Charlene,
that's muscle.
You've got to have something
to grab hold of.
Ooh, I'd have him
any day of the week.
- Mind you, I don't like a thin man.
- Well, he's thin.
Ooh, look, she loves him.
- What time are we having dinner?
- Five o'clock.
I think I might have had my cap
in upside down.
Don't matter, does it?
What do you mean?
I had the Durex on
the right way up.
- The Durex was for AIDS.
- I know.
- Was it all right?
- Yeah.
Yeah. It was good.
Only, I did feel
a little bit of discomfort.
Are you hot?
Better go soon.
Yeah, I'll have to get up.
Mum and Dad'll be back.
Here you are.
Well, she was a platinum blonde
and wasn't she lovely?
- She was quite overweight, though.
- Was she?
She photographed about two stone
lighter than she was.
She had a lovely bust, though.
Oh, I wouldn't say no to a bust like that.
And she could make you laugh.
- That was tragic, the way she died.
- Overdose, wasn't it?
Was it? She'd be about sixty now,
wouldn't she?
- Mind you, Joy, I liked the red.
- It didn't suit my personality.
But then again, it's not my hair,
you see.
Do you have trouble
with your periods, Joy?
I do, yes.
But it's particularly bad this time.
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