Shor in the City Page #2

wedding without even asking me!

Please, Savvy, come soon.

Savvy, my lips are dry,

it's paining, man, please!

So... when will they announce

the final cricket team?

Told you, next week.

Next week for sure?

How many times will you ask me?

There's so much tension at home.

I am going crazy...

I will be relieved

once you get selected.

I was wondering...

you should talk to someone...

Talk to whom?

Someone you know...

Please, Sejal, don't start again.

I am way too stressed already!

Okay, I won't. Okay?

Show, show...

Wow, cool!

Enough, guys, I gotta go.

Come on! Lets have one

more shot! Wejust started.

Sapna is alone at home.

Why don't you understand?

True! Now that you have a wife,

why would you care for old friends?

One more yaar, last one.

That's it. Fine, last one.

Oye! You should see her with

her uniform off!. What an item!

There he goes again, Tilak!

I have seen her naked.

Top to bottom!

Only person you've seen

top to bottom is you!

Dude, I am notjoking.

I've really seen her naked.

She hasn't even looked at you once!

She'sjust showing offin front

of those English-speaking morons!

Like she doesn't know me!

Ok then, what's her name. Go on!

Err... l've forgotten it, man.

What's in a name anyway? I swear

I took her into that room next door!

What?! You need proof?.

What proofwill you get?

A signed affidavit from her?

Shall I bring her here right now?

Just say the word!

I'll go bring her right now.

Fine, go get her.

- Go, go, go!

These are wedding gifts.

They've been lying

around for a while.

I had nothing to do,

so I just opened them.

Anything of use or same

old boring presents?

Umm... there are 4 clocks, 6 Ganesh

idols and there's this mixer.

Good, atleast there's

one useful thing.

There's no mixer in the house.

Yeah, but there's masala in it.

They must've flicked it

off some place. - Huh?

Nothing.

Pass me those envelops.

There's no money in

there. They're empty.

What?! You took it all?

No, no! They were always empty.

Before I even opened them.

Who brought all of this home?

Your friends,

Mandookji... and Rameshji.

I gotta go to work.

I'll be back in the evening.

You're in the book business, right?

Yes, we print books.

Publishing business.

Can I come see the office?

Not today.

I have a client meeting.

They're making a Hollywood

film based on this!

How about this one?

How's this selling?

What? Well... that's in demand too.

Would you like to

buy something, sir?

Pack this one.

Wait a minute.

You sure you want to

buy ALL these, sir?

Pack these.

Yeah, of course!

Go on and pack them.

Are these books heading to Bandra?

- Yes, sir.

Chhotu, bring the new books inside.

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