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Oh, I've got one. I've got.

Oh sh*t.

What?

It's a mint!

What?

I.. I grabbed the wrong package.

It's a mint, it's not a condom.

Do you have one?

No.

Yeah!

Do you have a.. um, baggy?

What?

If you had, like, a jiffy baggy..

.. well, I could, I could, like, use it, you know.

Oh God.

You will have to go and get one.

Okay. Cool.

Where do you keep them?

What?

The jiffy baggies? Where do you keep them?

No, a condom.

Kinda breaks the romantic mood.

Do you wanna just talk?

Yeah.

Say, 'scuse me, bro.

That was quick.

Yeah.

Where'd you get it?

Well, I was..

.. out there, and bumped on the neighbour Kenny.

I just asked him if had any, uhh..

- Oh God!

- And it was like.. that.

Do you still want to do it?

Do you want a massage?

- Ow!

- What! What happened?

Ow.

- Someone's hitting my balls.

- Someone?

Bad Sylvia!

I'm sorry. Ow, are you okay?

Yeah, it's like someone's

throwing marshmallows at me.

Ow.

Are you okay that-?

Yeah.

Does this happen often?

Yeah, every night.

Maybe we should just go home.

No.

No, stay.

Amplifiers are so underappreciated.

What?

They could be so cool, okay?

But nobody cares about design, you know.

It pisses me off.

Mac designs a cool computer,

everybody goes out and they buy it!

And.. a band! A rock n' roll band..

.. lives or dies.

Bother amplifiers.. and they're sold..

.. like fridgerators.

Hell, it's that ridiculous, come on!

The amp should have a stick!

I mean, yeah.

I mean, amp should still be like cool things!

You know, like cars.

Like swords!

Not like appliances.

And that is why.. that is why my boss,

my business is going under.

Because.. he, he, he's used his all his merch.

That's merchandise.

Maybe you should do something about it?

Huh?

He's never coming to my party again.

- Never.

- Pather's so.. fat.

- Uh, at worst.

- That was like he was going to lose his grip.

You want something?

- Seeing anything you want?

- No, thank you.

But I saw some people who were dressed good.

- Excuse me?

- Oh.. yes, I'm sorry?

Is he famous?

I'm not sure.. Extraterrestrials?

- Haven't seen that.

- Neither have I.

How'd you know who he was then?

Osmosis.

Would you like to see something?

Yeah..

Those, uh..

.. gray ones and those black ones.

Okay.

How does it work? Is it one size fits all or..?

They come in different sizes,

but mostly they'll fit anybody.

Unless.. you know.

She's..

Big.

I don't know. What do you think?

Well, it depends on the dress.

What color is the dress?

Um..

I'll just..

I'll just take the gray ones.

Safe.

Safe?

Why, do you think the black?

I like the black.

Okay. I'll take the black.

Okay.

$145.

I'll just put it in there.

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