Shock Treatment Page #2
step this way, please!
- You!
- That's us, Brad.
Come on. What's cooking up there?
Come on down, you guys.
Let's feel you.
- I'm not going, Janet.
- You've got to. Everyone's watching.
Face the cameras.
Face the cameras.
Now introduce yourselves.
- My name is Brad-
- I am Janet-Oh. Sorry.
I'm Janet Majors,
and this is my husband Brad.
Hey, Brad, we've been hearing some
bad things about you. Haven't we, Janet?
- Haven't we, Janet?
- Yes, he needs help.
Help? Let's face it, Janet.
Brad's an emotional cripple.
I know, I know.
It looks like Rest Home for
this stupid old marriage, eh?
Tell me, Janet.
Do you watch Dentonvale?
Yes, I've caught it
once or twice.
That's right. DTV's
most popular hospital series...
featuring those perennial favorites,
Nation and Cosmo McKinley.
Neuro-specialists
par excellence.
I recommend, if you
pardon my French, Janet...
that you send Brad
to them for treatment.
Well, I know he's a little boring,
but neuro-specialists.
- That sounds a little drastic.
- It's no use pussyfooting around, Janet.
We have to cut quick and deep.
McKinley? McKinley?
- Bert brought them over from Europe.
- Oh?
They had a very popular series together.
It's still rerun in a lot of countries.
- You must have seen them in Dentonvale?
I'm afraid there's only one
solution. Isn't there, folks?
One, two, three.
Dentonvale!
Hoopla! Don't go away!
We'll be right back to see
if Brad and Janet want to play or pass.
Great.
Congratulations. I think
you've made a wise decision.
- But-But I-
- Janet?
- I'm not going.
- What do you mean, you're not going?
You'll ruin the show.
Bert's made all the arrangements.
But I don't need treatment.
But you do need glasses, eh, stupid?
Doesn't he?
I am sick of being humiliated by you!
Bert's right. You're going.
It looks like Brad and Janet Majors
have a big decision to make.
Here's some more prizes
to amaze here on Marriage Maze.
Dear blender
- You won't blend into the background...
Won't you help
a first offender
Oh, toaster
- Pop up in the popularity ratings...
Don't you put
the burn on me
- Just look at this.
Refrigerator
Why are we always
sooner or later
Bitchin' in the kitchen
or crying in the bedroom all night
Living on a knife edge?
Dear knife drawer
- Stay sharp with this keen knife.
Now won't you help me
to face life more
Oh, trash can
- You can-can with the trash can.
Don't you put
the dirt on me
Oh, percolator
Why are we always sooner or later
- No toil, no trouble.
Bitchin' in the kitchen
or crying in the bedroom all night
Everything used to be okay
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