She's the One

Synopsis: How do siblings deal with each other in their targets? This is the question tackled in this movie. Blue-collared Mickey drives a New York taxicab since the breakup with his promiscuous ex-fiancée Heather two years ago. His younger, white-collared brother, Francis, cannot let Mickey forget the tragedy of the "hairy ass": (Mickey's image of his apartment floor of the guy having sex with Heather after walking in on them). Finding relief in driving his cab, Mickey meets an art student named Hope whom he marries after knowing her for only 24 hours. Mickey also meets his old lover Heather, and learns more about life itself as taxi fares in the course of a summer. Francis, a young Wall Street corporate raider, unhappy in his marriage to Renee and led by his infidelity, continues his shots at Mickey throughout the film, only to find himself a plot device that lends humor and lessons about marriage and brotherhood when he meets and starts an dangerous affair with Heather, despite Mickey's warni
Genre: Comedy, Drama, Romance
Director(s): Edward Burns
Production: Twentieth Century Fox Home Entertainment
  3 nominations.
Rotten Tomatoes:
96 min

and I might.

I don't like planes.

Hi, babe.

- You busy?

- A little busy.

Too busy to maybe, I don't know,

do it tonight?

Do what, babe?

Well, Francis, I can take off my

clothes and you do whatever you like.

Renee, you know I gotta finish this.

A little consideration, huh?

How about a little

consideration for me?

You know, we haven't had sex

for a while. You know?

All right, listen.

If you're still up when

I finish this, we'll do it.

Don't do me any favors,

all right, Romeo?

I can go into the bathroom

and use my vibrator.

Wouldn't that be a little difficult?

Seeing as you don't own a vibrator.

What's the big deal with me

owning one?

No big deal.

You just don't have one.

Occasionally I need sex.

I'm married to a man

who doesn't like to have sex anymore.

So from time to time, I like

to pleasure myself with a vibrator.

Deal with it.

Excuse me, "pleasure yourself"?

That's rich.

And no, I'm not gonna deal with it,

because you're my wife.

We have sex like normal people.

In a bed, lying down.

We don't masturbate like animals

in bathrooms with vibrators.

You don't, I do. Wake up your libido,

or I'm in that bathroom in 5 minutes.

Hey, better yet, I could go get it...

...and we could play with it together.

Very funny. Listen.

Let's get this straight, funny girl.

We do not have a vibrator

in this home.

Do we?

Yo, Franny! Francis!

Better go see who that is.

It's me, Mickey!

What the hell are you doing?

Hey, man, you won't believe this.

I got married.

Let us up

so you can meet my wife.

What? Mickey!


When did it happen?

Let us up, I'll tell you.

Hold on a sec, Mick.

He wants to come up.

I heard. What's wrong? Let them up.

I'd like to meet her.

It's late. You're not thinking.

We're glad you live a romantic life.

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Edward Burns

Edward Fitzgerald Burns (born January 29, 1968) is an American actor, producer, writer, and director best known for appearing in several films including Saving Private Ryan (1998), 15 Minutes (2001), Life or Something Like It (2002), Confidence (2003), A Sound of Thunder (2005), The Holiday (2006), One Missed Call (2008), 27 Dresses (2008), Man on a Ledge (2012), Friends with Kids (2012), and Alex Cross (2012). Burns directed movies such as The Brothers McMullen (1995), She's the One (1996), Sidewalks of New York (2001), Purple Violets (2007), and The Fitzgerald Family Christmas (2012). He also starred as Bugsy Siegel in the TNT crime drama series Mob City and as Terry Muldoon in TNT's Public Morals. more…

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