She's the One Page #2

Both of us.

We got real jobs, responsibilities.

Catch you tomorrow. Congratulations!

F*** you, you prick!

Come down and let us in.

I'm letting you in, after you

don't invite me to your wedding?

Don't listen. Of course you can

come up. I'll send him down.

I'm letting him in

in the middle of the night...

...after he didn't invite me?

- You're sick.

I'm sick? I'm not the one

with the vibrator, huh?

I find that thing, I mail it to your

mother describing your perversions.

Go right ahead. Who do you think

got me the damn thing?

She knows my pain.

We had a great time

on the drive down...

...and I guess it was after we crossed

into Kentucky that we fell in love.

Mickey came to

my friend's wedding and...

...when we were dancing he said,

"It should've been us who got married. "

I got the priest out of the bar,

pulled him onto the dance floor...

...and he married us in the middle

of the reception.

I want to get married like that.

Do you have any brothers I don't know?

Sorry, babe, just Princess Kitty here.

You're stuck with him.

That's it?

Is this true, Mick?

What can I say, man?

I'm about the love.

I had no idea you were

such an impetuous romantic.

That's a pretty impulsive move

you pulled.

When did you actually meet?

Wednesday.

Today's Saturday, okay, so...

...you were married

without a best man, when?

Thursday.

So you had a full 24 hours to get

to know each other.

I'm relieved, aren't you?

I thought they'd rushed into this.

Watch yourself, Francis, okay?

Don't listen to him. He's as

impulsive and romantic as a nun.

I'm wondering

why you actually didn't become one.

So am I.

You don't know your brother.

He's actually very romantic.

I don't think we need

to go there right now.

No, let's go there.

By all means.

Mr. Romantic, Mr. Summer Breeze,

all about the love.

But what would I know? I'm just

the brother who wasn't the best man.

You'll have to get over this.

Nothing to get over, hon.

I'm thrilled.

Congratulations, romance is wonderful,

we love it.

Brightens the day. Just remember...

...it don't pay the rent. Okay?

Is he okay?

Yeah, he'll live.

It's right here.

This is the honeymoon suite, huh?

What's going on? Is she an illegal?

Pregnant?

Maybe an illegal.

She could be from the islands.

I was thinking the same thing.

I'm concerned for him, Francis.

- You think it'll last?

- No shot. You kidding me?

Poor kid.

Never used up here.

Always used in here.

Just like your mother.

I can't believe he did it without me.

I should've been his best man.

He was my best man.

It's bad luck to have a wedding

without one.

Jesus, you're not crying, are you,

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