She's All That Page #2

in Mogadishu.

-This represents the pain of that night.

-That's wonderful, Laney.

But tell me something.

Which part represents you ?

Laney,

Savannah and I were just talking

about your stuff.

Just about how you're not--

you're not afraid to be dark.

Darkness rocks.

But I'll be honest. I don't think

anybody here really appreciates that.

- Uh-uh.

- Sav and I, we toured

the Prado over break, and--

That's in Spain.

And, um, we got in this discussion

one day at the cafe...

just about-- about how many

artists are really only truly

appreciated posthumously.

And we got Van Gogh, Pissarro.

- Basquait.

- Basquait. Thank you.

A-And then your name came up.

And Sav thought--

Actually, we both thought...

that it might be

a good idea for you if, um--

You killed yourself.

Think about it.

- [ Bell Rings ]

- [ Students Chattering ]

Well, check it out.

That's it for another day, earthquakes.

By the way, my condolences

go out to a certain individual

who got dissed and dismissed...

by his longtime,

magically delicious girlfriend.

Relax, man.

No one knows it's you.

[ Deejay ] Hey, hang in there, Zack.

It happens to the best of us.

Keep that head up,

all right, son ?

As far as the other dude,if it doesn't kill you,

it only makes you stronger. All right ?

Yeah. You better do something, man,

'cause your legacy's in jeopardy here.

I mean, one second

you're Zack Siler, class president,

standout athlete,

all-around bad-ass mamba-jahamba.

The next thing you know,

you're Zack Siler, b*tch-boy.

Hey, how are you guys ?

Hey. Hey.

- Brock.

- Oh, excuse me. Excuse me.

- Hi !

- Hey. Hey, baby.

[ Chuckles ]

What's up ? How's it going ?

Who the hell does she think she is ?

There are 2,000 girls in this school,

and I can bump monkeys with every one of 'em.

- Taylor Vaughan is totally replaceable.

- Spare me this wax sh*t...

about replaceable, because we're

talking about Taylor Vaughan here.

- Sorry, man. He's-- He's right.

- Of course l'm right.

I mean, the girl's

an institution in this place.

Every girl wants to be her,

and every guy wants to nail her.

- Basically, she's you... with tits.

- [ Laughs ]

Nah, nah, you're wrong, you see.

The Taylor Vaughan you just described

is an illusion, a myth.

You strip away

all that attitude and makeup...

and basically all you have is

a C-minus G.P.A. with a wonder bra.

Oh, give it up.

Take, uh--

Take her for example.

Short, decent rack,

kind of a Chelsea Clinton

thing going on.

But given the right look,

the right boyfriend, bam !

In six weeks, she's the one

being crowned prom queen.

- You're serious ?

- As a heart attack.

You're clearly delusional. But how

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