Sharktopus vs. Pteracuda

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Bullets are just bouncing

off this mother!

Who's got a visual?

We gotta get closer!

We can't hit it at this rate!

There!

Hey, what the hell

is going on out there?

Yeah, what happened?

This thing's gone berserk.

It's gone into kamikaze mode.

I don't know, the internal

CPU is still functioning

but the program commands seem

to be coming from somewhere else.

In English, please.

It's still working

it's just not working for us.

Oh, my God!

No!

Cap, take the sticks!

- Come on, show your ugly little beak.

- Come on, little birdie!

Polly wants some payback.

It's right below us! Shoot to the fore!

Somebody needs to get

eyes on that! Now!

Mac! Mac, are you all right?

What the hell!

Vasquez, it's us!

Come on, we gotta go!

Let's get, come on!

What... what was that thing?

Ah! Oh!

Oh!

Oh! Son of a Cossack!

From another time, mankind

was known to fear the ocean

because the water means death.

The ocean is salt with

the tears of the dead...

victims of nature's most perfect killing

machines the octopus and the shark.

Every year, these creatures

are responsible

for hundreds of confirmed attacks,

and thousands more go unreported.

Imagine a creature that combines

these tentacles with those jaws.

Your worst nightmare.

Today, Mundo del Mar Adventure Park

is proud to make those

nightmares come alive.

Prepare yourself, ladies

and gentlemen, to witness the one,

the only... Sharktopus!

What? Lorena, you missed your cue!

That opening was totally unacceptable!

It brings the suspense!

We're trying to educate

the public about an important

- scientific discovery.

- No, no, no, no.

I already pay for this video, okay?

I think that let's go,

let's go! Vamos, Lorena! Come on!

What's that?

I told you, it doesn't like noise.

Octopi are very reclusive.

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