Sharktopus vs. Pteracuda Page #2

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- They like dark, quiet space.

- Stage fright?

- Oh, my God.

- The monster has stage fright?

Don't you know how much money

I have spent

- Yeah, yeah, I know.

- Feeding this creature?

You don't know where the money

comes from, right?

- Lorena!

- Calm down!

As'que this is no charity!

- This is a business.

- This is a business.

Hey... just say your lines, okay?

Welcome to Mundo del Mar,

I'm the park's lead... only... biologist,

and for the past six months it has been

my honor to train this incredible creature.

And using only positive reinforcement,

we've reached new heights.

Some new heights.

Come on, pecesito.

What? That's it?

Moises! Moises!

Yes, sir! Yes, sir!

I... I got the fish right here.

Sir, we got it. It's alive, sir.

Is that a live fish?

- Ah, yes, it's really alive.

- Are you crazy?

- You see?

- Real alive.

This Sharktopus is a hunter!

He needs the thrill of the chase!

Moises, watch out!

Moises!

Are you okay?

Uh, I'm all right, sir. I'm all right.

I did what you said, sir.

That's dangerous, sir.

What the heck is that?

A little more chlorine to help him relax.

You're sedating him? I'm trying

to replace the hunting instinct.

You've just undone

- weeks of conditioning.

- No, no, no, no, no.

We don't have time

for do that! Eh, Lorena?

I have to pay the show!

Trust me! Hey, hey, hey,

where are you going?

I have an appointment with a dolphin.

Get more bleach.

Are you sure this is safe?

Yes, ma'am.

But you might wanna

put that drink down.

I might not.

Hey, baby, let me show you

how a man plays with a dolphin.

Okay.

Here, dolphin. Here, dolphin.

Careful, darling.

Are you filming this, honey?

I wanna put every moment

of this vacation online!

Okay. Oh... why didn't you

tell me it'd be this ugly?

Stay calm, sir.

Here you go. Good boy.

You're so brave.

Good job.

Ah, where's it go to that thing?

- Now what?

- That's it.

You got to play with the dolphin.

But the brochure said

something about... Sharktopus?

That creature's not on display yet.

That's perfect! I'll get

to post the first photos!

Good for you, honey.

Come on. Just a quick look.

We'll pay extra.

It's not a matter of money.

That creature's very sensitive.

Yeah, yeah. I Googled this thing.

Rumors are it was made

for the government.

A genetic weapon? Really, sir,

I doubt anyone is that crazy.

Come on. That's it.

- Are you...? Because, if so, I dig it.

- Thank you.

Hey. Hey, it's Rick time.

Let me guess. Rough day at work?

It was a disaster. My star pupil

tried to eat an old man.

I've seen that old man. He looks tasty.

I've gotta find a way to eliminate

his aggressive behaviors.

Or at least figure out

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