Sharkansas Women's Prison Massacre Page #3

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Stop the van.

Do you need a doctor?

Our cell phones are down,

but we can take you

to the nearest hospital.

Y'all might need

some looking after yourself,

kind sirs.

You, we can do this

one of two ways,

slow and easy

or just plain dead.

Your choice.

Easy.

We do it easy.

Just keep your cool.

- We'll cooperate.

- Good.

Hand over your guns.

Slowly.

Good buy.

Now, it's time

for all of us ladies

- to mosey on out of here.

- Now, hold on there.

You got something to say,

cowboy?

No, nothing.

Nothing at all.

I didn't think so.

Now, open up the side door,

and let 'em all go.

- Whoa there, dude.

- Easy, lady.

- I'll do it from my side.

- Good idea.

So long, suckers.

Baby, you just rock my world.

Hmm.

This is seriously messed up.

It's the last thing I need.

Look, just stick close to me.

You'll be fine.

To be continued, sweetheart.

We're in the middle

of a felony here.

Try that again, cop,

and you'll be playing

pocket pool with no balls.

Yeah, creep. My girl here

means what she says.

All right, listen.

Nobody wants to he

a hero here,

right, Mike?

- Right, sir.

- All right,

let's just stay calm,

and we'll all get along.

I don't know about

these two prom queens.

I'm in.

What do I do?

Well, for now,

until they decide to join us,

cover 'em.

You two screws

back in the back

with the regular folk.

Now.

[ Tires squeal ]

Earth to Adam.

Come in, Adam.

Over.

Ah. I'm sorry.

What you thinking 'bout?

How impressed you are

with my detective skills?

Nah, not exactly, no.

1..

Just thinking about that scene

back there, you know?

I... I don't really know

if I'm cut out

for this kind of work.

Hey, I felt the same way

when I first started.

No joke.

- You just gotta do what I do.

- What's that?

Whenever you want a break

from the job,

- just crank up the tunes.

[ ]

This? This is what you do

to unwind?

This is what you like

to listen to?

What's that

supposed to mean?

What do you like listening to,

that techno music,

some disco?

Terrible.

[ Radio station changes ]

Reporter:

So, be on the lookout

for these

four female escapees

and their driver.

Once again,

these women escaped

from custody earlier today

and should be

considered armed

and extremely dangerous.

If you encounter them,

call your local law enforce--

[ Radio station changes ]

So much for getting

your mind off it.

Looks like our laundry list

just got longer.

[ Bugs chirping ]

Ladies and gentlemen,

I'd like to welcome you

nice people

on this nonstop service

from the big house

to freedom.

We'll be going at the speed

of whatever

Captain Honey here

damn well pleases,

so at this time,

I'd like to invite you

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