Sharkansas Women's Prison Massacre

Synopsis: When a fracking environmental accident rips apart the earth's crust, the resulting hole lets out prehistoric sharks from underground. The sharks target a group of women and trap them in a cabin.
Genre: Action, Comedy, Horror
84 min

a "yo," or a "yum"

- Sarah Mason.

- Yo.

- Michelle Akila.

- Here.

- Shannon Hastings.

- I'm here.

- Samantha Pines.

- Right here as usual.

Last but not least,

Anita Gunners.


They're all present

and accounted for, sir.

I told you this was

a piece of cake.

All right, ladies,

I know it's hot

and it's sticky

and you'd rather

be anywhere else,

but the warden wants

these stumps cleared

by the end of the day.


- I think we get it.

- Yeah, you want us

to lay out, relax,

and catch some rays.

See, ladies,

a tan'll look mighty nice

at the lesbian

softball invitationals

- next month.

- [ Scoffs ]

Okay, joke time's over.

Let's get these stumps cleared

by sundown.

Water in the cooler,

and finger sandwiches

will be served

promptly at 1:

Here's one without the bread.

And listen, if any of you

are thinking about

pulling a Richard Kimble,


The nearest 7-Eleven

is 50 miles away.

It's not gonna be worth

that Slurpee.

Oh, damn.

I would kill

for those cola Slurpees

just about now.

I'm afraid killing's

the only option you've got.

Don't tempt me.

- Whatever.

- Ladies.

Shovels are in the rear.

Let's get it in motion.

Come on.

- Whatever.

- I hate him.

I hate slave labor.

Hey, Mike,

you think it'll be all right

if I took a moment alone

over by the stream?

You know the rules, Pines.

If I break 'em for you,

gotta break 'em

for everybody else.

- But--

- But what?


Ah, jeez.

- What happened?

- I cut my arm

on a beer bottle

some jerk litterbug

tossed here ages ago.

Come on.

Let me at least clean it out.

Can't you wash it

right here?


It's muddy and disgusting.

Come on, honey.

I'll make it

worth your while

back at holding tonight.

All right, two minutes.

Two minutes and counting,

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Jim Wynorski

Jim Wynorski (born August 14, 1950 in Glen Cove, Long Island, New York) is an American screenwriter, director, and producer. Wynorski has been making B-movies and exploitation movies since the early 1980s, and has directed over 75 feature films. His earliest films were released to movie theaters, but his later works have predominantly been released to cable or the straight-to-video market. He often works under pseudonyms such as "Jay Andrews," "Arch Stanton," "H.R. Blueberry," "Tom Popatopolis," and "Noble Henry." His movies often spoof horror films: Cleavagefield, for example, parodies Cloverfield, The Bare Wench Project parodies The Blair Witch Project, and "Para-Knockers Activity" parodies Paranormal Activity. A character in the film The Final Destination is named after him.In 2009, the documentary Popatopolis, directed by Clay Westervelt and named for one of Wynorski's pseudonyms, chronicled Wynorski during the making of his soft-core horror film, The Witches of Breastwick. The film serves as a partial biography, with clips from many of his previous films and includes interviews with Wynorski, his contemporaries, cast, and crew. In 2016, he directed Nessie & Me, marking the first time that he directed a children's film. The character Jack O’Grady directly references Wynorski's earlier films Dinocroc vs. Supergator and Piranhaconda when he encounters Nessie at the start of the film, hinting that Nessie & Me is canon to those film series, as well as Monster Cruise, with many characters from it appearing in Nessie & Me as well. more…

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