Shark Bait Page #2

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Baffoon! Baffoon!

Can we please keep the local

riffraff out of my shot?

Is that too much to ask?

Sorry, sorry.

I'm sorry.

That's your good side.

That is a wrap, people!

I don't blame you, mon cher.

You were sublime, as always

- Thank you, Max.

- Belissima! Ciao!

Hey, I'm sorry. I didn't mean

to mess things up back there.

Don't worry about it.

They'll be back

Oh, cool, cool.

So I'm Pi.

I'm new in town.

Really?

I couldn't tell.

Yeah, I just swam

in from Boston.

Boston?

That's a long way.

Well, you know I'm pretty

strong for my size.

Check these mussels?

- Hey!

- Hands off the merchandise!

Oww! Hey. Easy, man!

Cute and funny.

What did you say your name was?

I'm PI.

Well, Pi from Boston,

welcome to the Reef.

Dude. She actually

talked to you!

That's fully the most awesome

thing I've ever...seen?

Cordelia, look out!

Dude, don't!

He's a shark!

Ohhhh. Hello fellas.

- Help me! Somebody help me!

- Here you go, Mr. Crab.

Thank you so very much!

I have been

wrong-side up all day

and it has been

most uncomfortable, ohhhhh!

- You taste like tuna!

- You are what you eat.

You're disgusting, Troy!

Why can't you leave me alone?

But you are alone,

sweet gilles.

No family, no one to protect you

from the dangers of the deep.

The only danger in this part

of the deep is you.

Well then. All the more reason

to get on my good side.

You need someone

to look after you.

I don't need a rude, egotistical bully

with a bad case of tuna breath!

- Back off!

- Pi!

- What did you say?

- You heard me. Leave her alone.

What are you gonna

do about it, Chum?

- I'm...gonna...

- You're gonna,

Oh yeah, you're gonna take a little trip...

through my digestive system.

Man, you're getting' chunky!

It used to be easy to stuff you into this hole.

We're gonna have to find

a bigger hole,

or a skinnier nerd!

Yikes! No more beating up

bad weathers.

I'm grossed out!

Let's get outta here!

- Nobody close into my hole! Nobody!

- I can pick my old dough.

Forget about him, he doesn't

know what he's saying!

Yeah...That tends to happen

when you get smacked in the head.

Hey!

You're a coward, Troy!

You only come to the Reef because

we're small and easy to push around

Why don't you try this act out there,

in the open sea, where there're fish as big as you?

I've got a soft spot, Cordelia,

for fine looking fish like you.

But don't push me too far.

I'm Troy.

Who's the shark

who's more bite than bark?

Troy!

Who's faster than a beam of light?

Who's got the teeth that are pearly white?

Troy!

Who gets the applause

'cause he's got the jaws?

Who can do what

he wants just because?

Who ain't afraid of

no lobster claws?

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