Shall We Dance Page #2

Very good, Chic.

Is it "Chick," or "Sheek"?

- Whoa! "Chick."

- "Chick."

- Yes. Very good.

- Easy.

Remember to use

the balls of your feet.

Wait a minute, Vern.

Where is your right foot?

- It's right back there. See?

- Yes, I know. It hasn't moved, has it?

Not yet.

- Well, now would be a good time.

- OK.

- OK? Close.

- Close...

Excellent. Very good.

All right. Forward, side, close.

Back, side, close.

One, two, three, rise.

- Hey, hey, hey!

- You guys saw that?

Excellent, gentlemen.

Excellent.

Keep your sticks up.

Promenade.

- And...

- Counter-promenade.

Let me see what you're doing. Ah!

- Miss Mitzi, I'm sorry. Sorry.

- God! Jesus!

- I said I'm sorry.

- Put the stick down.

We're not gonna play with these sticks

anymore if you boys won't behave.

A little faster this time. And...

Heel, toe, toe-toe,

toe, heel, toe-toe.

Excuse me. When we go forward,

is it heel-toe or toe...

It's forward, heel, toe, toe...

So it's back... Whoa...

Harder than it looks,

isn't it, gentlemen?

Well, you've all done very very well

for your first lesson.

And before you leave tonight,

I'm gonna give you a little incentive

to keep on dancing.

Paulina?

Would you and Francesco mind giving

our new students a little demonstration?

Certainly, Miss Mitzi.

Daphne?

Thank you, Paulina.

Whoo! Whoo!

That was beautiful.

- You all right?

- Yeah, I'm good.

Hey, guys, wait up.

I'm comin'.

Great. How lucky for us.

- Hey.

- Where are we goin'?

- Somewhere close.

- Yeah. I haven't got long.

Anyway. You guys.

Don't go to Jim's.

They got a bad roach problem

there around the corner.

You're gonna go anywhere after class,

you come here, OK? Thank you.

Why'd you guys decide

to take dance, anyway?

- I'm gettin' married in September.

- Nice.

Yeah. My bride said she'd like

to see me lose a few pounds.

She thinks the dancing will help.

I said it won't.

- I think you'll win that argument.

- I'm taking classes to impress the ladies.

You know what they say

about guys who can dance, right?

- That they're great in bed.

- Yeah, baby.

- Where do you get that stupid crap?

- Everywhere. What do you think?

Everybody knows a guy who can move

on the dance floor can move in the sack.

Most guys, they can't dance at all. Guys

who can, they get their pick of the litter.

That's why, when I'm done with this class,

babes will drop at my feet.

They're gonna be droppin'

dead at your feet.

When you took your shoes off in class

today, I had to run to the window for air.

What kind of person says something like

that to somebody they don't even know?

Hey, man, I'm doin' you a favor.

I'm telling you something obnoxious about

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