Shack Out on 101 Page #2

and get outta here?

Ho, ho, ho.

If it wasn't so hard to

get a cook way out here,

- I'd have bounced your head out that front door long ago.

- Then we're even.

'Cause if I wasn't such a lousy cook, I

would've walked outta here a long time ago.

- Georgie!

- Hey, Eddie!

Welcome home!

Welcome home, my boy.

Hey, you look like a

million. How's the old ulcer?

Like a mother-in-law-

Naggin' me night and day.

Come on. Sit down. Tell us

how the world is treating you.

Ain't you gonna

ask me how I feel?

Why should he? The only thing

that'll kill you is time.

Hey, that reminds me. About

that watch you sold me-

I gave it to you wholesale.

What else do you want?

I want what it says in the guarantee

- If it's busted, you gotta give me a new one.

Dreamboat here

only reads the large print.

Yeah, Slob, that's right. All

them guarantees is the same.

The big print gives you everything.

The little print takes it away.

I don't care. You said it

didn't have to be winded.

I could leave it in water

overnight, and it wouldn't hurt.

That I did. Even an impartial jury

will agree that water is not soup,

especially hot onion soup.

When I examined your watch, it had

pepper, cheese and a piece of onion in it.

Furthermore, it looked to me as if it had

been cooked over a slow fire all night.

Why didn't you tell me you dropped it

in the soup? A man's entitled to privacy.

Not in my soup!

Will you do me a favor?

I don't want to be aggravated

before I eat. Now chop it!

If you think

you can get away with-

You heard what the man said.

Chop it. What'll you have, Ed?

I've had a taste for your hamburger in my

mouth all the way down from Pismo Beach.

What do you want

on it?

Everything.

Except your watch.

Big comic, huh?

A lotta things I could put on

that hamburger. You wouldn't!

Hey, Slob,

not even in a joke, huh?

One burger... comin' up.

Hey, it's my friend

the brain!

Eddie! How's

the number one salesman?

It's number three now. This

territory's getting a little tired.

How are you doin'?

Mmm.

Oh, I forgot. You can't talk about it.

But I'll bet you're still top man

in the cyclotron department, huh?

Number one in

the love department too.

Oh, that I know.

Tell me something new.

How's the chickie?

She's great, Eddie.

She's going to be happy to see you.

You're one of her favorite people.

Naturally. With my charm, why not, huh?

How do you feel? Oh, well, I

- I think I'm improving.

Too bad you can't stay around awhile.

I could recommend a good psychiatrist.

Aw, who heeds those headshrinkers?

You're good enough for me.

Every time I talk to you,

I feel like a new man.

Very flattering, Eddie,

but you need professional help.

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