Shaandaar Page #2

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Try the upper hooks.

- Hi baby.

- Hi Mama.

Say no.

Do you know?

The average chocolate has

the legs of eight insects in it.

Eight!

As they make the chocolate,

the bug feet fall in.

This is no average chocolate, Alia.

It's a fact.

Have another one, after this, okay'?

How much are you going to stuff her'?

This won't fit her.

So what'? Make a new one.

This is one of my best, okay'?

Okay guys,

it's time for the breakfast rehearsal!

Breakfast rehearsal?

Mummyji is waiting.

Babla, who are you shooting?

Auntie Geetu.

No...

Boom...boom...boom

Boom...boom...boom

Eggs Benedict with Hollandaise,

caviar on omelette

Eggs Benedict with Hollandaise,

caviar on omelette

Beans on brisket,

eggs fried sunny side-up

Sausages on the side,

hash browns and sun-dried tomatoes.

And my parathas ?

And my parathas ?

And my parathas ?

Mummyji! Parathas, here ?

Do you want me to starve to death'?

Who's going to make parathas here'?

Will an aaloo paratha work for you,

Kamlaji'?

And don't forget your

blood pressure medication.

Your pressure's been a bit high,

hasn't it'?

"What a hottie-hottie!"

"What a hottie-hottie!"

"Yeah!"

You!

How are you, sir'?

This is Jagjinder Joginder

from Biji's.

Your friendly wedding organizer.

Up to now, you've been talking

to my CEO, Khushwant Kaur.

YOU!

You must be Eesha'?

The happy bride?

We've got Eggs Benedict for you.

- Thank you.

- Your favourite, right'?

- You!

- And you are'?

Ooh la la'?

Alia!

Ooh la la Alia. Of course.

Nice to meet you, Alia.

You?

What is this you-you-you'?

You whistling or something?

Not whistling,

Mummyji, it's just that he's who...

If you're through with

the you and the who...

Ladies, are we ready

for the dance rehearsal?

Kamlaji, if you need anything,

just let me know.

- OMG.

- So hot.

Like, totally!

Great. Okay?

What are you up to'?

On the right, white flowers.

- Okay, JJ, we got it.

- Hey, Tenthouse.

How may I help you, sir'?

Who do you think you are'?

No one sir.

Just a creature. No special features.

Oh yeah'? And out there,

you were all muscles and machismo.

Outside, you were also a

different man, weren't you, Daddy-O'?

What do you mean?

Outdoors'? He roars!

In his house, he's a mouse.

So I changed as well.

Take it or leave it.

- Take what'?

- Hey JJ, check those flowers.

Perfect...

Hey!

A for apple, B for ball,

C for Come, D for Dance.

Bye.

Hey!

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"I wanna be with you" - Come on, one...

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