Sgt. Bilko Page #2
- PG
- Year:
- 1996
- 93 min
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My wallet.
Oh, here it is. Empty.|It's in your hat, isn't it?
Good boy. Oh. Oh, there must be six...|no, seven hundred dollars in here. Good.
Well, you can start with this.|The colonel's car.
- OK, what's wrong with it?|- It's the odometer.
It says 12,000 miles,|and it should say 11,000 miles.
Tony drove it to Lake Tahoe|to go to his grandmother's funeral.
- I'm sorry.|- When I say that...
...I mean "visit his niece". And|when I say "niece", I mean lady friend?
Look. I'm winking. Look at my eye.
- You want me to turn that back?|- Yes.
- I can't do that, Sergeant.|- "Can't"! He said "can't"!
Sarge, are you all right?
Hey, man, "can't" is a four-letter word|in this platoon.
I cannot violate regulations,|unless it's an order...
...in which case I would have to ask|Master Sergeant Bilko to sign said order.
I'm asking you to do Tony here a favour.|We're all like family here.
Any one of these men|would take a bullet for you.
- Well, not in the chest.|- No, not in the chest, but in the thigh.
- Permission to speak freely?|- What, are we in Russia? Say anything.
You're soldiers. Guardians of freedom.
And frankly, I don't think there's a man|here taking his service oath seriously.
You know what? I'm gonna kill him.
Fender!
Now, this is the stuff|they should be teaching in the army.
- They are.|- No kidding?
Here's a mouldy oldie|for all our friends in the motor pool.
Ridin' along in my automobile
My baby beside me at the wheel
I stole a kiss at the turn of a mile
Brass!
My curiosity runnin' wild
Cruisin' and playin' the radio
With no particular place to go
Ridin' along in my automobile
I was anxious to tell her the way I feel
So I told her softly and sincere
And she leaned and whispered in my ear
Cuddlin' more and drivin' slow
With no particular place to go
- Sarge, where can we hide the horse?|- What horse?
All right, men! Faster.|The army needs these vehicles.
Bilko?
Sergeant.
Sergeant Bilko!
Fall in, men, now! And get|into a semicircle or a rectangle, now!
Hut! Hey!
Very good. As you were.
He means go back to|what you were doing.
Colonel Hall, you look fantastic, sir.|Have you lost weight?
Why, a couple of pounds maybe.
Nell and I have been|"sweating to the oldies".
- Ah.|- Sergeant, I'm here to see about my car.
Ah, well, I'm afraid|we're still working on it, sir.
- You've had it a week and a half.|- I thought I saw it on Interstate 30.
There. Thank God I have a witness.|Thank you, Captain Moon.
And the colonel thinks|I never test-drive the vehicles.
What is that?
That's horse sh*t, sir. I tell the men|"You have to test-drive... "
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