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- Yes, honey.

- Wow.

Bye, honey. Good luck with your game.

- Good luck at work!

- Thanks, baby.

Clive, buckle up

your sister, will ya?

- Honey, did you pack all of her stuff?

- Yeah, yeah, of course.

Don't forget to stop by and grab...

Light bulbs. I am on top of it. Hey.

It's gonna go great.

God, is this actually happening?

Am I gonna sell the blog for money?

Like, real money? Is that possible?

It would be amazing. For everything.

Dad, I can't be late again!

- Yes! I'll be right there, guys!

- Let's go!

Yes, Clive! I heard...

Is it just me or is the big

one becoming kind of a dick?

Don't say that. Seriously, babe.

No, I'm just sayin'

he's acting like a dick.

Don't say that.

Hey, we should have

sex sometime soon.

- I would love that.

- Yeah, me, too.

Maybe Thursday.

Fantastic. 'Cause it feels

like it's been a long time.

- It has, right?

- Yeah.

The last time was when we got those

towels from Bed Bath & Beyond.

- That's right. That was a while ago.

- Yeah, the linen sale.

Look, we can't talk

about this right now,

because we both have someplace to be.

Not the right time. Gotta get goin'.

It's just been so hard to find

the moment with the kids.

At the end of the day,

we're just both so exhausted.

- Just tell me about it.

- You know?

Maybe one of these nights, we'll have sex

instead of watching Project Runway.

We'll TiVo Project Runway.

That's probably why they invented TiVo.

So people could have sex.

Daddy? I still don't get it.

Why do we keep having all of these days?

And then, going to bed at night?

And then, having all of these days?

And then, going to bed at night?

Well, that's sort of what life is.

When will it end?

It won't.

- Well, it'll end when we die.

- Don't do that, buddy. Okay?

Won't I get bored of doing this

stuff again and again and again?

No.

But you and Mommy are bored.

Well, that's what

happens with marriage.

Who are you?

Dad, Nell's doing it again.

Nell, get your finger

out of your butt.

Is anyone gonna clean her finger?

Hey! Stop! No!

- Nell!

- No. Stop.

- Do you mind if I join you?

- I don't mind!

No! Stop. Stop!

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- Hi.

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