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Synopsis: Kevin has sworn off sex to win back his former fiancé when he meets a beautiful escort named Zade. Over the course of a legendary party, Zade just might provide the spark that this heartbroken idealist needs to turn his life around.
Genre: Comedy
Director(s): Brad Barnes, Todd Barnes
Production: C Plus Pictures
 
IMDB:
4.7
NOT RATED
Year:
2017
81 min
383 Views


He swears off sex.

Man, that's a crime against nature.

Are you still talking

about the f***ing roofer?

Hey, he just seems so sad, you know?

You know what a f***ing coke loop is, man?

You're like a hamster in a wormhole.

I can't, I just, I can't

hear it anymore, Hank.

[Carl chuckles] I'm

going insane. [sniffles]

[sharp slap] [Carl groans]

I've just had a revelation of magnitude.

Oh, Carl, this is big. Can you see how big?

It's pretty f***ing big.

I'm gonna get this kid laid.

This is... This is fate!

I have to get this kid laid.

[exclaiming excitedly]

You're damn straight, you do.

I can see it so clearly.

[gasps] You're gonna f***ing go down

as one of the greats. I'm telling you.

Okay. Has anyone seen my phone?

[Carl] F***, are you kidding me?

- If you told everyone to leave their phone here...

- [shouts] Where's my phone?

[Hank] Oh, I gotta find him!

[Carl chuckles] You're kidding, right?

It's too much responsibility. I

can't deal with that. [sniffles]

[Kevin] Steve! Steve, we're late.

[Steve] Kevin, relax! I'm coming.

Nice outfit. [chuckles]

- Haven't seen that since first light Communion.

- Better than shorts.

- Why?

- It's a business meeting.

It's Ted! He knows us.

I don't want him going around

telling Angie we're some kind of joke.

Oh, Jesus Christ, Kev!

[engine revs]

You gotta stop stressing out

about this Angie thing, you know?

I mean, it's been over a year.

It's been nine months.

Close enough.

[Kevin] Okay, so... Trampoline world.

We'll have six four-by-four

rebounders over there,

and two six-by-six on that

base in the back there.

Kids jumping everywhere.

3D dodgeball.

Isn't all dodgeball 3D?

Um, 4D dodgeball.

Do people really wanna go trampolining?

Ah, trampolining is one of the

fastest growing sports in America.

Funny, I guess I missed the

Trampoline Superbowl last year.

Sorry, that's in poor taste.

Look, boys, I loved your daddy, all right?

But he really never was

very good at math either.

Look, what I'm trying to say

is y'all's numbers don't add up.

You see, what happens to Trampoline world

if you don't make your nut

for the first two months, hmm?

You shut her down?

- Well, no, we just...

- No? So...

how do you make payroll?

How about you just come in for ten?

Ten thousand?

I could do that.

What happens to my ten if you

don't sell the other shares?

Got anything, Steve?

No. I lose it.

Just what I thought.

I just don't get it.

Sorry, I'm out.

- Why didn't you jump in?

- Honestly...

I don't get the plan myself.

[Steve] You should go on

a vacation or something.

Costa Rica, Palm Beach would be nice.

I mean, maybe right now is not the

right time for Trampoline world.

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