Sex Guaranteed Page #2
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He swears off sex.
Man, that's a crime against nature.
Are you still talking
about the f***ing roofer?
Hey, he just seems so sad, you know?
You know what a f***ing coke loop is, man?
You're like a hamster in a wormhole.
I can't, I just, I can't
hear it anymore, Hank.
[Carl chuckles] I'm
going insane. [sniffles]
[sharp slap] [Carl groans]
I've just had a revelation of magnitude.
Oh, Carl, this is big. Can you see how big?
It's pretty f***ing big.
I'm gonna get this kid laid.
This is... This is fate!
I have to get this kid laid.
[exclaiming excitedly]
You're damn straight, you do.
I can see it so clearly.
[gasps] You're gonna f***ing go down
as one of the greats. I'm telling you.
Okay. Has anyone seen my phone?
[Carl] F***, are you kidding me?
- If you told everyone to leave their phone here...
- [shouts] Where's my phone?
[Hank] Oh, I gotta find him!
[Carl chuckles] You're kidding, right?
It's too much responsibility. I
can't deal with that. [sniffles]
[Kevin] Steve! Steve, we're late.
[Steve] Kevin, relax! I'm coming.
Nice outfit. [chuckles]
- Haven't seen that since first light Communion.
- Better than shorts.
- Why?
- It's a business meeting.
It's Ted! He knows us.
I don't want him going around
telling Angie we're some kind of joke.
Oh, Jesus Christ, Kev!
[engine revs]
about this Angie thing, you know?
I mean, it's been over a year.
It's been nine months.
Close enough.
[Kevin] Okay, so... Trampoline world.
We'll have six four-by-four
rebounders over there,
and two six-by-six on that
base in the back there.
Kids jumping everywhere.
3D dodgeball.
Isn't all dodgeball 3D?
Um, 4D dodgeball.
Do people really wanna go trampolining?
Ah, trampolining is one of the
fastest growing sports in America.
Trampoline Superbowl last year.
Sorry, that's in poor taste.
Look, boys, I loved your daddy, all right?
very good at math either.
Look, what I'm trying to say
is y'all's numbers don't add up.
You see, what happens to Trampoline world
if you don't make your nut
for the first two months, hmm?
You shut her down?
- Well, no, we just...
- No? So...
how do you make payroll?
How about you just come in for ten?
Ten thousand?
I could do that.
What happens to my ten if you
don't sell the other shares?
Got anything, Steve?
No. I lose it.
Just what I thought.
I just don't get it.
Sorry, I'm out.
- Why didn't you jump in?
- Honestly...
I don't get the plan myself.
[Steve] You should go on
a vacation or something.
Costa Rica, Palm Beach would be nice.
I mean, maybe right now is not the
right time for Trampoline world.
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